literally grab a cactus and go ham...
....
i didn't mean that
i love you, but i'm not in love with you
twEnty fOoUUrgundums hopeful BOD
knowledge if lemons
yummy when fuck nuggets nagito
sans wears pink slippers
bagel timeto the melody of ocean eyes "it's BAgle time"
#PegIsaacNewton2020
isaac newton is a cat boy
we all know south africa is a lesbian
IS CHEESE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ITHER COUNTY FRIENDSf u Australia
sop being an ass, oh wait you can't stop being yourself...sorry
no one does
see you see you so see you *coughs aggressively*
safe in another country's love
tingle their fingers together wanting more contentthey're getting kinky
marijuana you pervertCANADA X READER
bears
all countries have snake kinks
that's a snowboard...grumbled canada from opposite me
i like pushing canada's buttons
fluffy floofy bears
why are we beATing up canada... kinky
2 australia's...
stares in amazement
are we gonna fuck a bear*throws self in front of a bear bc we're a suicidal bitch* it's name is teddy... tiddy
wyd cheese
teddy came charlemagane ming at us
... doopy grinI AM A BEAR WISPERER
^ if you know what this is from i'm so very sorry
yells at bear rawr xd uwu
canada you markrihelp your fucking cheese
...
marshal law x readerwtf is happening
philadelphia = the philippines
this is a formal meeting
marshal is scary
bang bang bayyynnngggWHY ARE WE ATTRACTED TO MARSHAL LAW
*does debby ryan face*
phil... phil swift... FLEX TAPEI JUST SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF
we are the best country
IM A COUNTRY I DONT HAVE H A I Rare we gonna fuck marshal law...help?
eyeses wided folded
cenamitries
OH MY FOD WE KISSED MARSHAL
nopenopenope said philippeenzwhat's girple
what's something a doctor might pull out of a person... a gerbil*time skip brought to you by trump being the best mother ever*
wtf
fuck naziz
trump x nazi
trump = nazi
trump straightened her posture
mother... i'm cold
quiet beutiful aren't you lady
trumpy he'd
trumps eyes drifted go to a dark man
whomst is this ... f o r m a l
hello go to third
we're gonna go to third
y r u hear
trump is an assassin??????fasted...wormy...SHES ON FIRE?!??!?
fATher?me rn^
DONT BE RACIST I AM A BUILDING