Undertale AU's

Joke Ship, Splotch x Hannah

This is a Shitpost because seemingly you can't just SIT WITH SOMEONE IN A GAME ANYMORE >:(

ONE OF THE ONLY TIMES I'LL SHOW EMOTIONS IN MY BOOKS.

I go by the covername Hannah but readers please call me Rose. Only my close friends get to call me Hannah. And the name RS is completely off-limits to call me.

Yeah I know, in my Creepypasta book, the readers nickname is Hannah. The covername decision came months later after the nickname in the book situation.

Anyway. *clears throat*

3rd person POV:

It was a normal day, just like other ones.
Splotch was traumatizing Hannah with whatever that skull came up with.
Rottisserie Chicken
Coconut Crabs (it was originally my thing but okay :( )
Words like "trickshit" and so on, so forth.

What Splotch wasn't aware of....
Hannah had the fattest fucking feelings for em.
No lie, definitely real feelings.

Much in love with Splotch.
Mhm.

So much That they accidentally held hands a few times.

Who said No homo meant anything, hm?

Hannah had enough and...
Pulled Splotch closer to their face...

Taking a deep breath and..

SCREAMING IN THEIR FUCKING FACE LIKE NO FUCKING TOMMOROW.
Afterwards just leaving with fake sad tears and a Hammer, that they had used to BONK Splotch on the head with.

That's all, folks.
It was sort of a rant in my opinion.
If you're Splotch and you're reading this, hello there friend.
What did you think of the chapter?
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Ignore the uh.... Swap Paps x Reader ,Ink x reader and Fresh x Unfresh chapters... For your own good. But knowing you, you're racing to those chapters like starved hyenas to meat.

Adios-RS