Hazbin Hotel Parent Scenarios

How They Find You

Charlie:

As much as Charlie loves her parents they are still the most horrifying demons in Hell. They've just been telling her that if she's gonna be queen she needs an heir and she has no one for that. Charlie wished her parents weren't so hard on her and how she wished she didn't always fail at everything. At least she has the hotel and her friends but even she admitted is she ever gonna be ready to be queen. She was interrupted when she saw something was falling from the sky, that wasn't unusual but this was different, it was so small, smaller than Niffty. Charlie ran forward and caught them to see it was an infant. "Oh my gosh, what could you have possibly done to end up here?" The child was still crying from the fright so Charlie sang to calm it down which worked. "I may have failed everything but I won't fail you.... Y/N."

Vaggie:

Charlie is really the only thing Vaggie cares about, yes she pretends to care about the hotel but that's just for Charlie's sake. Everyone else she can't stand so much, she still doesn't trust Alastor for clear reasons, Angel Dust doesn't even want to try, Husk is a drunk who cares about nothing but booze, and Niffty is just a little freak. Now that she thought about it, if she loses Charlie she'll have nothing. Vaggie wishes she had more purpose. She sighed when she heard someone knock on the door. "Welcome to the hotel how can I..." She was stopped when something shoved something in her arms then door was shut in ther face. Vaggie looked down to see two innocent eyes looking up at her. "Nope, not dealing with this." Vaggie mumbled. "Maybe I can give you to.." She was stopped when the child laid against her calming. "Well... Guess I have another purpose now."

Niffty:

Niffty was walking on the streets with a cart full of cleaning supplies and happily humming away. Until a man stopped her. "What are you eight years old? What are you doing here all by yourself?" Niffty's eye twitched as someone laid their filthy hands on her. Quickly taking out a knife she had in her purse she sliced off the demon's arm, then legs, then head, then... pretty much everything. "Yay! The boss will be so pleased I got a snack for him." Niffty was about to clean up the mess but some whimpering cut her off. "Huh?" Looking in the alley the demon walked out of she noticed a carriage with a real infant in it. "Oh dear! Did I just kill your father?" Guilt filled Niffty up like a balloon. "I am so so so sorry, I'll never be able to make it up to you but I can try. I'll be the best mommy in the world, I'll make sure you got three meals a day, a clean house, and so many adorable outfits!" Niffty went on and on the whole time she headed back to the hotel.

Cherri Bomb:

As everyone knows Cherri loves to blow shit up. One day she went a little too far and destroyed a whole house, only one survivor was a very little infant. "Oh fuck!" Cherri's eye widened as far as it could go. "I only meant to blow the roof off, not this." Cherri then got a grip and started walking away until the kid cried. "What do ya want brat? I can't help ya." But the kid didn't stop, it actually reached for her. Cherri picked her up and stared at it. "Guess I'm a MILF now."

Katie Killjoy:

Katie was traveling around Hell trying to find a juicy story, instead she found an abandoned infant. "Oh suck it up you little bitch." Kaite waved it off then stopped when she did a double take. "The fuck?" She picked it up. "Huh, there hasn't been a baby in Hell since that stupid princess... You're my ticket to stardom!"

Alastor:

Alastor was happily humming to himself as he walked around and was now heading back to the hotel. "Shut the little bitch up." He heard someone say. Alastor's smile got even wider as he followed the voice to see three demons were holding an infant upside down. If there is one thing Alastor loves it's killing the unforgivable. Alastor killed the demons, ate them then held the child in his own arms. "You're lucky I'm stuffed my dear." The child just smiled at him making him laugh. "I always say you're never fully dressed without a smile." It made her giggle at his funny voice. "Happy little thing aren't you?" Alastor shifted you and held you the way he remembered his mother use to hold him. "This is gonna be very entertaining."

Angel Dust:

Angel may always be joking around and putting a happy face but it's all an act. He's miserable and hates it. Val is always making things worse, he blew Charlie's interview, and he can't seem to get along with anyone at the hotel. Angel Dust always wanted someone to be by his side, sure he has his pet pig Fat Nuggets but it's not the same. He always wanted a kid, even when he was alive. He can't make one since he's gay, he can't adopt because there's no orphanage in Hell. He walked into the studio to see his co-workers were surrounding a female worker he hasn't seen in months. "What's with her?" He asked Vox. "Little slut got pregnant during a shoot. She doesn't want it." Angel was in shock, he slowly walked up to her and asked. "You know.. I always wanted a kid, think maybe I can keep it?" "You want it?" She asked. Angel nodded his head. "Yes." Angel stayed by her side the whole pregnancy giving her food and backrubs. After explaining the situation to Charlie she agreed to give him a bigger room where he and his new kid can share. He really wanted a girl but he'd be happy with a boy too. He was there when her water broke, he called 9-1-1 and got her help she needed and even held her hand the whole time she was in labor until the doctors gave him the child of his dreams. He couldn't have been happier.

Husk:

Husk was at a bar which is no surprise, as his sipped his bottle of cheap booze a bar fight started. He didn't really participate. He just scratched them up or broke an empty bottle over their heads if they got too close. When it stopped he walked out still chugging down booze until he heard some glass breaking. "The hell?" Husker didn't see anything but his ears heard something ruffling around in the dumpster. Looking in he saw eyes looking back at him. "What the fuck?" He pulled out an infant who was too tired and hungry to even cry. "I'm not drunk enough for this."

Sir Pentious:

Sir Pentious actually doesn't know how it happened but he found so many of his egg minions smashed. There was no weapons or anything, just an infant with some yoke on her clothes. "Hmm." He tapped his chin in thought. "You are far too young to do much but you can't be as bad as these brainless fools."

Tom Trench:

It happened too fast for Tom, one moment he's icing his nuts from Katie dumping coffee on his lap again then next an infant literally falls into his arms. After getting over the shock he decided that it would be nice to have a little bit of sunshine in his life.