Ask Fairy Tail [Ask Anime Fanfic]

Enter Rose!

Rose: I've got a lot of dares for you guys *evil giggle*

Me: Oh crap

Rose: the questions are-

Cana -how did you get that drinking habit of yours?

Keto- who do you like?

Rose: The dares are,

Rogue- make out with your most hated person

Sting-Jump off a cliff while singing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' at the same time

Happy- Pretend as Erza

Erza-Pretend to be a scared little girl

Everyone- not to use your magic

Lucy- not to be writing your novel right now

Levy- to make out with Gajeel

Rogue- to be my slave

Keto: Is that all?

Natsu: How come I'm not mentioned but Happy is?!

Happy: Cause I'm more popular than you Natsu

Lucy: We should do this one at a time, starting with the questions.

Cana: Alright then, well I tested alcohol out like any normal adult would do, but I guess I just got hooked...

Keto: I've already answered my question before and I'm not doing it again

Keto: On to the dares

Rogue: *kisses Lector*

Lector: You hate me Rogue?!

Rogue: Yes, you're so annoying!

Sting: *jumps off of a cliff* Hit Me Baby One More Time!

Keto: *saves Sting from hitting the ground*

Happy: Stop acting childish fools! *eating cake*

Erza: *hiding in a box*

Everyone: *stops having magic fights* .........
*starts having fist fights*

Keto: *facepalm*

Lucy: I only write in my novel when I have time so this isn't hard...

Levy: Do I really have to do this? *blushing*

Gajeel: *kisses levy* There, now you can shut up... *looks away* *blushing*

Rogue: isn't it illegal to have slaves now!?

Keto: Yes, but we'll make a special exception, you shall be Rose's slave until the next time her comments show up in a chapter!

Rogue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØ

Well, that was eventful...

~Keto