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Jumping Out of a Plane

Yuki-

I dare Rogue and Sting to sing 'I'm Sexy and I Know It' and then I dare Rogue to jump out of a plane into the pool.

Rogue: Are you FRICKIN kidding me?!?!! Do you realize I'm going to die if I do this?!

Natsu: Oh come on, singing won't kill you.

Rogue: I'm talking about jumping out of a plane!

Sting: I have it worse dude! I have to sing, you know how much I hate singing in public!

Rogue: I have to sing with you too idiot!

Sting: Oh yeah...

Me: Just get it over with *evil aura* or there will be an even worse penalty if you don't.....

Happy: Seriously, I think your obsessed with this torture stuff

Me: SHUT UP YOU STUPID CAT! *points to Sting and Rogue* DO THE DARE!

Sting&Rogue: *grabs microphones*

Sting: 'When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly.

I pay to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah.

This is how I roll, animal print pants outa control.

It's Red Foo with the big afro, They like Bruce Lee rock at the club.'

Rogue: 'Girl look at that body,
Girl look at that body,
Girl look at that body,
I work out.'

Sting: 'Girl look at that body,
Girl look at that body,
Girl look at that body,
I work out.'

Rogue: 'When I walk in the spot this is what I see: Everyone stops and they're staring at me.
I got passion in my pants and I'm not afraid to show it.'

I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!

*music playing*

Sting: 'I'm sexy and I know it!'

*music playing*

Me: Please STOP!!!!! *ears covered* *sounds of agony are heard*

Rogue: I thought we were doing pretty good....

Sting: Yeah, we were on fire!

Me: Then I suppose it's time for you to cool off *evil grin*

Rogue: What?

Me: *ties Rogue up* *throws him on a plane*

Rogue: Are you trying to kill me?!?!
*plane takes off* *becomes green*

Me: Maybe...

Rogue: *unties himself* Ugh, what do I do now? *still sick*

Pilot: You could always fill the request and jump out...

Rogue: Shut up -_-

Happy: Rogue~

Rogue: *Jumps in fright* Happy?!

Happy: I'm sorry about this Rogue....

Rogue: About what?

Happy: *pushes Rogue*

Rogue: *falling* AAAAAHHHHHHHHH *bellyflops into pool*

Everyone: That's gotta hurt....

Me: Wendy?!

Wendy: Yes?

Me: Can you heal this sucker so I can do the outro?

Wendy: Sure *begins to heal Rogue*

Me: Thanks.......

Well that was a long chapter, and the first time I've ever typed a song! or part of a song anyway, Thanks to @Otaku2314 for the dares and remember to tell your friends to,

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