Don't Play With Me
Cooper x Ted
also, pogchamp, thank you HORN E nerds for 400 followers, that is very cool, 60k reads, 700 votes, and 1.6k comments
This was requested by someone but I dONT remember who and I don't feel like going back to check
Content Warnings:
- Play Fighting
- Mention of Sexting
- Just guys bein d00ds
- Vague Kink Discussion
- Mention of Masochism, Choking, Daddy Kink, and Hair-Pulling
- Sexual Tension
this has been in progress for like 2 months i think??? stfu, i have like 2 other WIPS rn :pensive:
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"What do you mean you could fight me? You absolute fool, you buffoon, I could deck you right here, right now." Ted said, kicking his foot up over his knee, leaning back in his arm chair. "What are you, like five feet tall or something?"
"Yeah sure, bet, I could wreck your shit, you're like a bean sprout, Jack n' the Beanstalk lookin' motherfucker." The blonde scowled. "I'm literally barely shorter than you, I'm almost six feet."
"Whatever helps you sleep at night," He joked, shooting a shit-eating smirk at the other. Cooper sighed and rolled his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest. Rising from his spot on the couch, he shuffled into the kitchen, digging through the fridge in pursuit of a KapriSun pouch.
"Fuck you, beanstalk," He muttered after closing the fridge, poking the straw through the pouch and sucking it down obnoxiously before throwing it at the back of the brunette's head. It hit with a quiet "thwack" before clattering down to the floor.
"What's your problem? You mad or somethin'? Did I piss you off, shortstack?" Ted retorted as he turned to face the other, squinting his eyes.
"Oh sorry, just trying to keep all the trash together," Cooper said without thought, grabbing the bag of berry Skittles off the counter and popping a few into his mouth. Ted gasped and glared at the blonde, pursing his lips.
"This is literally like getting cyberbullied by a first-grader, and you better not eat all my Skittles, those are the good ones."
Cooper grinned and shook the bag tauntingly, giving him a testing look before taking a fistful of the candies and shoving them into his mouth.
"Hey!" Ted yelled, jumping up from his arm chair and rushing into the kitchen, but Cooper was on the other side of the island already, challenging him. The blonde stuck his tongue out after swallowing the candy, his tongue stained purple as he shook the bag again.
Then Ted was bounding around the island as Cooper ran through the kitchen and into the living room, stopping in the corner, being forced to make a quick decision of which direction to run. The brunette grabbed at him as he rushed by but barely missed, only catching the edge of his hoodie sleeve.
"Goddammit Cooper, you pain in my ass! Come here!" He cussed, in hot pursuit of the blonde as he circled the living room. Cooper laughed mockingly and stuck his tongue out with a quick look behind himself. With a sudden idea, Ted stopped in the middle of the room, watching to see where he would run to next, and with pure luck, Cooper stopped in the corner with no quick exit, catching his breath.
Fear filled the smaller boy's eyes as he realized he was stuck, his brain working at a hundred miles an hour. He tried to juke Ted out, but he was smarter, catching Cooper by the arm and pulling him into his arms and into a headlock, using his free arm to try and reach for the bag.
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Fanfic;; warning: contains smut, gore, and graphic depiction of harsh or sensitive topics ;; don't talk about your age. just don't talk about it, i don't care that you're 13 and think you're mature enough to read nsfw. you're not, but i can't stop you. go...
