"Yukiiii can you please come with me to the hot dog stand, the hot dog guy won't take my coupon!! He's saying he's not a great clips whatever that means :(" Taichi pleaded as he and Yuki walked down the hallway's of the Mankai dorms.
"Act stupid if you want" Yuki mockingly said as he continued to walk to his room
"YUKIIIIIIIIIIII D: "
As they walked they heard a frustrated groan come out from one of the rooms followed by a thud.
Yuki quickly walked into the room ready to do his white woman glare that he had perfected when he saw it was just Tsumugi fiddling with a phone.
"oh H-Hey Yuki!" Tsumugi quickly uttered before going back to try and open the iphone with a screwdriver.
Taichi nonchalantly followed in "Yoooooooo new Iphone dude?"
"Yes but I dont really know how to turn it on...." Tsumugi said as he was about to stab the iphone with the flat head screw driver
"Give that to me." Yuki quickly snatched the Iphone and held down the power button to turn on the phone
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Taichi and Tsumugi both said in Unison
"Why are YOU saying 'oh' Taichi?????" Yuki snapped
"I just like to be apart of things :D" Taichi smiled
"Anyways, Tsumugi. How are you a 26 year old man and still not understand how to use a phone, and why did you even buy a new one" Yuki questioned as he crossed his arm and scanned Tsumugi up and down.
Tsumugi quickly lowered his head as he quietly mumbled "I wanted to look at Tasuku's instablam pics..."
Yuki rolled his eyes "Im leaving."
"W-wait" Tsuumugi quickly jumped up "Yuki you're like a super social media star can you help me get Tasuku to notice me..."
"Yeah Yuki c'mon help him out pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase" Taichi pleaded
"Why do you want to help him?" Yuki questioned again because I suck at writing and cant think of other words GOD
"Bored :/"
"Fine. I'll help" Yuki bluntly stated
The three sat on the bed as Tsumugi pulled up his instablam account on his ancient laptop the size of a brick. Yuki and Taichi side eyeing and wondering if Tsumugi was actually 26.
"All right show us your replies or whatever" Yuki said
"Okay" Tsumugi happily pulled up his replies
Taichi began to read one of the replies that Tsumugi posted under Tasuku's picture " 'Wow Tasuku! Amazing as ever I love how you stare into the camera with those cold murderous eyes, I feel my heart pound faster. And those striped shorts and you're grin warm the winter troupe's cold heart. I think as the summer heat grows so do my feelings, heart, and third dimensional mind eye for you <3 will you please take my hand in holy marriage Tasuku I'm ready to-' HOW LONG DOES THIS GO???" Taichi comlpained
"You're also coming on way too thick" Yuki began to criticize "Look at Azuma's reply 'Gay.' "
"BROOOOOOO, HE HAS LIKE OVER A THOUSAND LIKES..." Taichi said in amazement
"See this is my problem how do I get him to notice me????" Tsumugi whined
"Here we'll hekp you out man!" Taichi patted Tsumugi's back "Go to his page and comment on his newest pic we'll guide you through"
Yuki rolled his eyes "Whatever."
As Tsumugi pulled up Tasuku's page he noticed that Tasuku had posted a new pic. Tasuku was standing in the mirror shirtless wearing a baseball cap and holding one of his pistols to the mirror.
"WOW WEE WOW WOW WEE WOW WAW WOW WIW WEW WUW WOW" Tsumugi began to malfunction
"Hold on." Yuki snatched the phone from Tsumugi again to look more closely at the caption. " 'America was a capitalist country founded on the principal of greatness and freedom, if you take my guns away you take my freedom away. I will not let you touch god's will and disrepect our founding father like that' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... He's CRAZY crazy..."
"I never really he thought he was weird when I was at Godza but now...." Taichi side eyed Tsumugi
"He's not that crazy just only when it comes to guns and his muscles" Tsumugi reassured
"Okay but those are both his hobbies :P " Taichi replied
Yuki was busy typing away at his phone as Taichi and Tsumugi stupidly dicussed Tasuku when suddenly Taichi received a notification on his phone "Yuki posted something?"
Taichi opened twitter to see that Yuki posted to his 100,000 twitter followers a picture of tasuku simply with the caption "Get his ass."
"YUKI...." Taichi ominously pondered
"Honey. He's got a big storm coming." Yuki stared directly at YOU the viewer.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh
