Once upon a knight

I am not Luke

We fall in the pit of lava while me screaming as if my favourite boy band followed me on twitter.  To my suprise the pit of lava was just a hoax and wasn't a real lava, I sure do have common sense better then Brent because according to him, he is dead.

"Mommy I love you forever and always! Dad I hope you will be proud of this son of yours!"  Shouts Brent saying his last words.

" Brent, stop. You are very much alive" I reply

"What I am?! God bless this fake pit of lava" he screams while embracing himself and he checks his hands and legs to make sure he hasn't lost any of them.

"Chill, you may have not lost any of your hands or leg but yoh have surely lost your brain." I say with a little smile on my face

"Shut it" he says while rolling his eyes.

A dark hooded figure walks towards me and Brent. He has a huge sword with the word "philosopher" engraved on it.

The gait of the person was familar and so was the sword.

The dark hooded figure opened the hood covering his face and to my suprise. It was Luke.

"LUKE! IS THIS YOU?"  I Screech not believing my sight.

"ALICE! What a pleasant suprise. Oh guess who has a new boyfriend. "

" You gotta tell me how you ended in here! Wait. You are gay? " I ask

"Pfft... lady I was talking about you and your boyfriend" he says while pointing his index finger towards Brent.

" Why are bullshiting Luke? " Brent replies

Luke asks me and brent to stand side by side, we do as he says.

" oh my god, what a cute couple!" He says acting literally like how a girl would.

" stop, it's nothing of the sort you are thinking, we are here with an assignment to save lux" I reply. 

" you gotta tell me how you ended in here" Brent repeats the sentence which I just said a couple of minute ago.

"First, you guys should know that I am not luke."