For many decades, there lied a species of lifeforms: Hasmonauts. Hasmonauts declared war on all. The Hasmonauts, over time, became, energy-based. They, the Hasmonauts, would reach into your imagination, and destroy your representation of lifeforms, in order to gain access to what was your body and home world.
In order to fulfill what was once their only home, space, the Hasmonauts listened, for signs of sentient life. They listened intently, now there, in the vast distance of their spatial travels, they found an orange glowing light in the distance, after decades of searching for their next habitable world, now, known, as, Earth.
The End