Y/n: Are you trying to seduce me?
Seviathan: Why, are you seducible?
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Y/n: Just be yourself, say something nice!
Husk: Which one? I can't do both.
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Alastor: Is 4 a lot?
Y/n: Depends on the context. Berries? No. Murders? Yes.
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Sir Pentious: We're lost.
Y/n: Lost? As in "where the hell are we?"
Sir Pentious: We're not totally lost. We're still in Hell.
Y/n: You said this was a shortcut.
Sir Pentious: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!
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Alastor: Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Angel do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
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Sir Pentious: Am I cool or what?
Y/n: What.
Sir Pentious: I said, am I cool or-
Y/n: Yeah, I heard you.
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Seviathan: I've lied to every girl I said "I love you" to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I've never been in love before.
Y/n: Aw. I did not know that.
Seviathan: Yeah, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said "I never loved you."
Y/n: Okay, that seems unnecessary...
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Alastor: Uh oh.
Baxter: What?
Alastor: Somebody's in love.
Baxter: Yeah, right. I just think [Y/n]'s cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.
Baxter, later that night: Uh oh...
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Y/n: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty/sixty bucks?
Seviathan: Two thousand, four hundred and thirty seven dollars.
Y/n: Dollars?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?
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Baxter: Y/n, darling, why are you crying?
Y/n: Because I'm stupid!
Baxter: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
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Y/n: Hey ya'll. So, I know I'm the new guy here, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say... I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Everyone: Agreed.
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Y/n: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Baxter: Burn the house down.
Y/n: And what did you do?
Baxter:I made dinner.
Y/n:
Baxter:
Y/n:
Baxter: And burnt the house down...
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FanficPreferences with Hazbin Hotel Characters. Characters: Alastor; Husk; Sir Pentious; Baxter; Seviathan.
