Hello woojail here and welcome back to my chanel. Today I will tell you about my shitty routine in this wonderland also known as de jail.
(why did I use de? lol idk)
First of all, I activate a particular thing in my brain called de simp mode.
De simp mode: On/Off
Then I brush my ugly and yellow teeth. I don't take a shower cause I am a stinky rat. Then I eat food, yes I know I don't deserve it because I am a bitch.
(Wow woojail is very overconfident)
So my bootiful fandom today I wanted to announce something, My so-called 10x entertainment wanted me to go on a world tour. Please check if your nearest jails are in this list:
- Warfield Correctional Facility: 28/12/20
- Frenzy Cay Asylum: 2/01/21
- Early Grave Correctional Center: 5/01/21
- Blackford Prison: 8/01/21
- Saltwater Asylum: 11/01/21
- Frostgate Medium Security Prison: 13/01/21
- Broken Hill Regional Prison: 16/01/21
Please get more info on the tour on my website www.woojailisabitch.com
Its 1 pm, I really want to talk about my life right now.
My life is a rollercoaster. I always think about you guys, my fans who love me and write fanfictions, make edits and youtube videos. You guys are the best because you support me and my love.
This is for my dear love,
You are my love, my first love. When I saw you for the time I knew you were the one who would stay forever. Your eyes melt my heart. Your voice is smoother and sweeter than honey. Please stay by my side. I will always love you. I know you are watching this. Remember that you are my hope, my love, my world, my life my everything. You are an angel in my life. You always make everything right. Remember blessings wait for you. If I ever die please remember me.
(Ugh I am so cringy)
(I am not even in love with someone and I feel like I am good at these cringy love letters)
(Btw woojail if you are reading this then please die)
(Ima be vibin to black swan)
-Woojail is tearing up-
Yes I am going to end this vlog with a goodbye please take care
-sniff sniff-
-Woojail is still crying-
