psychopathic sponge

psychopathic end

spongebob went to the krusty krab
and waited for someone to come in
lucky for him someone did a
customer.

customer: can I get a krabby patty.

spongebob: right this way.

spongebob took him to the back and stabbed him to death.

another customer came in and he
quickly shot him, killing him and taking his body to the dumpster.

spongebob: more, I need more.

then 2 minutes later a officer walked
in.

spongebob: hello officer, can I help
you.

officer: they've been some reports of
people missing, you wouldn't
happen to know anything about that
would you.

spongebob: of course not officer but
if i see anything I'll let you know sir.

as the officer turned his back to leave
spongebob pulled him down and
strangled him to death, after that he
disposed of the corpse by dumping
it in the dumpster.

spongebob: one by one they shall fall.

he said as he waited patiently and
eventually he got a visit from the mail
man, spongebob filled him with
bullets, killing him, spongebob disposes his body by throwing it in
the freezer.

the Mayor walk's in.

mayor: hellow anyone here.

spongebob: hellow mr mayor can I get
you anything.

mayor: yes one of your finest Patty's.

spongebob: coming right up mr mayo.

spongebob went to the kitchen and gave him a plate of intestines.

mayor: what is.

before he could complete the sentence, spongebob slipped his throat.

and kept his body in the freezer and
laughed psychotically.

spongebob: I guess time to lock up.

spongebob lock's up the krusty krab
and head's home, on his way home
a guy was picking on him on
how he failed his driving test,
spongebob grabs his wallet and run's
all the way to the dump, with the guy
chasing him to get back his wallet.

spongebob: come and get it.

after some minutes of running they
eventually got to the dump.

guy: stop right there.

spongebob stopped in the middle of
the dump, facing away from the guy.

guy: now turn around and take your
pounding.

spongebob didn't turn around so the
guy went to him turned spongebob
around and was frightened cause
spongebob look at him with a dead
look in his eyes.

guy: why don't you keep the wallet.

spongebob Pull's out a gun and shoot's
him 5 time's, killing the guy.

spongebob: what a loser he didn't even put up a fight.

spongebob dump's his wallet on him
and goes home.

*TIME SKIP*

it was night time and spongebob was watching TV, he was watching mermaid man and barnacle boy.
spongebob: why don't I call them over.

spongebob gave them a call.

spongebob: hello barnacle boy, can you and mermaid man come over
tomorrow.

barnacle boy: sure I don't see why not.

spongebob: I'll see you Guy's then.
spongebob hangs up and goes to bed.
it's morning spongebob gets out of bed and gets ready, goes down stairs
and sits patiently for his victims to arrive and not too long there arrive.
spongebob: welcome, sit down.
barnacle boy: so why'd you call us over.

spongebob: every time I wake up in the morning I got murder on my mind.

barnacle boy: that's a strange thing to
say.

spongebob: no, no it's not.

spongebob Pull's out a gun and shoot's
both of them in the head and disposing of the bodies by burying them in his backyard and goes back inside, and sits down then a angel and devil appear on his shoulder's.

angel: what are you doing, what'll people think.

devil: don't stop, keep going.

angel: how would people feel, how do
you think Patrick will feel.

right after that spongebob heard a knock at the door it was none other than Patrick star, who was back from a family reunion.

Patrick: spongebob I really missed you.

spongebob: I missed you too.

Patrick: why don't we head to the krusty krab for some patty's.

spongebob: sure why not.

on their way there spongebob remembered what the angel on his shoulder told him.

Patrick: great were here, where's everybody.

spongebob: I had it shut down for a party for you.

Patrick: you didn't have too do that.

spongebob didn't have the urge to kill
Patrick, he wondered why may be it's because he's is best friend and spongebob started to here voices.

voices: kill him.

spongebob replied.

spongebob: no, I won't he's my best friend.

voices: do it, do it, do it.

spongebob shouted.

spongebob: noooooooooo.

Patrick: you alright buddy.

spongebob vowed to himself that he
would stop killing and live his life
normally once more with his best friend at his side.

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