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Our Friendship Goes Beyond Your Average Kind Of Bond...<Komahina>

Please don't attack me...
Requested? Sort of? By kOkiChIOumAa this is what you wanted, right...? I mean, you did say I could do anything with the ships... Soooooo... This is kinda on you-

Source: Danganronpa 2: Goodbye the last little bits of my will to live
Ship: NagitosBagels x HajimesOJ I mean what no it's just good old fashioned Nagito x Hajime
Type: fluffy steam, I guess.... More like fucking shit ammiright lads? Haha that's not even funny... Nor is what you're about to read.
AU: Hajime doesn't leave people to starve to death because WHY WOULD HE EVER DO THAT AHHHHH
Warnings: I hate myself and for legal reasons this whole part is a joke so prepare to die of cringe

Hajime took the memes from memehiru and went to go gIvE iT tO nAGiTo bUt hEs tIeD up OH NO WHAT SHALL WE DO??? NaGAyToeS asks mY hUsBaND to feed him but surprise surprise hAjIMeMeR doesn't want to because he's a tsundere and (I hate to say it but) a BiT oF a pRiCK S O M E T I M E S and he's all like "nuuuuu"

And IsoPaleBoi is all like "yyyyyyesssss" and stares at him creepily from the floor. Flopping around like a mort poisson oR yOu KnOw aN ALMOST DeAd FiSH...

And then ThePerfectBoi is all like "nuh uh" and LimbStealer is like "FEED ME HINATA-KUN~~~~~~" and LimbLoser is like "bro wtf that's gay I'm out" and makes like a tree and leaves.

"HEEEEEEYYYYY HAJIMEEEEEEEE"

Oh SnAp tHaT's kiNdA GaY bRO so hardjime thinks to himself "wHY I FeEL?" aNd iS LiKe "hold up earlier in the actual game's dialogue, I said that we can't let him starve to death because then one of us would be the killer and technically it would be all our faults as we knew of his condition. But as of right now, my failure to actually give him the food in a way he can consume it, makes it so that I am the one whom the blame would be put on, making ME the killer. Along with a huge amount of guilt just because he was attempting to flirt with and/or creep me out... Okay let's just cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it. " so he 180 no scopes his ass back in there and kicks the door in going "I'M BACK BITCHES!"

And HopEChiLD smiles at him creepily and is like "hehehehehehhehehehehehehehe I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK! IT'S BRITTANY BITCH"

AND FANONLYLOVINGOJ IS LIKE "DAMN BOI YOU REALLY NEED THOSE MEMES CAUSE THAT SHIT'S BEEN DEAD SINCE BEFORE WE EXISTED" and... He's right... SOOOOOO Hange gets on his knees and

PRAYS GETS ON HIS KNEES AND PRAYS TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST AMEN yeaaaahhhh no but anyways

He gets on his knees, picks up le memeyfoodidkwhat and grabs a SpOrK fRom ThE pLaTe BeCausE I FoRgOT wHAt He ActUaallllyYYYYYy YEEats sO SpOrKS and is like "EAT." poking the SpOrK at Natsuki's mouth which is firmly shut.

SOOOOOOO tldr boi gets frustrated and puts SpOrK down. Other boi goes "hey man, I can't eat sideways, I'm laying down, I can't consume shit. Do you want me to choke?" and first boi stares at him awkwardly then other boi smiles and goes "I'd rather choke you" "huh?" "huh?" "huh?" "huh? Huh? Huh?" Oh yeah mofos using gAmE DiAlOgUe yeah I know ma stoof I say as if I haven't already included some...

HajiBro moves the tray of whatever and GRABS Nagibro from under his SnAkEy BoD and just tries lifting like how you do when you want your dog to move or something, I don't know if people do that. BuT NaGiBrO has OTHER PLANS he goes limp and all H E A V Y and is like "hey I think you need your other arm around me too~ (;" with the backwards winky because he's just chaotic like that. 

"Did you just say "Right facing parenthesis semicolon" to me? Pourqoi?"

"(;~~~~~~"

HaJiBrO sighs BegRudgInGLy and bear hugs him, lifting NaGiBrO up to which he gets a surprise kiss on the cheek "my hero~"