✓𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 - the trilogy

𝐗𝐈

SEPTEMBER 18TH

DER

LOU
hey der

DER
hey lou what's
up

LOU
so the guy, vinnie,
he just invited me
to la

DER
really?

DER
lou you don't know
him he could
literally kidnap
you and bury you
in the woods

LOU
nice, thanks

DER
look, are you sure
about this?

LOU
he called me, to figure
things out

LOU
and he said i could
bring a friend, if i'm still
scared and stuff

LOU
and i am so like

LOU
do you want to
go with me?

DER
i mean don't you
want to go with
maxi?

DER
since yk she's your
best friend

LOU
i mean i thought
you could protect me
from the bad guys but
yea i'll go with maxi

DER
no no no nvm
i want to go

DER
it's a nice trip to la
all expenses paid so..

DER
wait are all the expenses
paid?

LOU
yes ofc ofc

DER
then i'm down

DER
when?

LOU
this weekend

DER
shit that's a short
notice

LOU
ik ik

DER
then i'll talk to
my dad:)

LOU
YAYAYAY

MAXI BABE

BABY LOU
hiiii😁

MAXI BABE
what r u hiding

BABY LOU
huh?

MAXI BABE
you never act like
this so what's up?

BABY LOU
uh that vinnie guy
invited me to la, all
expenses paid

BABY LOU
for the funeral

BABY LOU
i though i was gonna
go but i'm like, having
second thoughts

MAXI BABE
oh honey you cannot
miss a free trip to la

MAXI BABE
besides, it means girls
trip😁😁!!

BABY LOU
about that

BABY LOU
i'm going with der

MAXI BABE
...

MAXI BABE
come again?

BABY LOU
lmfaoo stop making me
feel bad

BABY LOU
besides, you can come,
you'll just have to pay
for urself

MAXI BABE
ur an ass

MAXI BABE
i'm a broke senior with
an empty bank account

MAXI BABE
i cannot afford this

BABY LOU
aw, wittle baby sad🥺

MAXI BABE
you can still change
your mind

MAXI BABE
i don't know why you'd
prefer a romantic getaway
instead of a fun girls trip

BABY LOU
SKSJSKKSHHSH
SHUT UP ITS A
FUNERAL

BABY LOU
and ur like a fan
of them i'd be so
awkward

MAXI BABE
i'm not a fan💀

MAXI BABE
i could pretend not
to know them, yk,
humble them a
little

BABY LOU
or you could just leave
me THE HELL ALONE
BITCHASS

BABY LOU
i'm doing it out of
respect for the
guy, yk my history
with funerals, it's
not like i wanna go

MAXI BABE
well then i can take ur
spot!

MAXI BABE
go on your romantic
getaway with ur little
boy!

BABY LOU
like hell you will

BABY LOU
and he's not my
boy omf

MAXI BABE
little pissbaby

BABY LOU
stop making fun of
me i stopped calling
you that in like
2nd grade

MAXI BABE
whatever you say

MAXI BABE
...pissbaby