Anti, texting: Does anyone know where to buy strychnine or arsenic? I don’t want my cookies to taste like shit, and rat poison tastes like chemicals and cyanide tastes like bitter almonds
Anti: It’s for a friend I swear.
Schneep, also texting: I do, but. Why can’t you do your own research???
Anti: My search history is on too many FBI watchlists.
Anti: For reasons.
Jackie. also texting: Don’t poison anyone!
Anti: ……..
Jackie: Or at least use cyanide so I know if I’ve been poisoned! You know I can’t resist your cookies!
