The Shit

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"I'm like, your boring typical ordinary dirty blonde, blue-eyed hoe!" I flaunt my lack of self-esteem. "You're not a hoe!" Riley exclaims horrified. "Yet," he punctuates smugly. I just gap at him in shock with wide eyes, did he actually just say that!? That, that just... sky-rocketed my already high libido. "You're all hot and bothered, I can't just let you go off and benefit from pleasuring yourself!" Riley says all high and mightily; snooty. "Well I can't really do that can I?" I answer while gesturing to the locked car door behind me. "Grab your fucking shit I know you got some!" Riley demands, totally somehow knowing I even own shit like that. "How in the actual fuck do you know!?" I declare so confused. "Hour long showers and bathroom breaks my ass!!" Riley responds with, as if that is a proper and clear explanation. "Still!?" I exclaim back. Because we are outside without anyone else in the middle of no-where, so how the hell would he figure out that being with him alone for a whole night would cause sexual tension for me that I would inevitably have to jerk off.

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