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       The juggler emoji is amusing
                   
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    I am bored out of my mind and cannot sleep so that means you have to deal with my rambling because I find it fun.

    We're no strangers to looooooove, you know the rules and so do IIIIIIIIIII-

     I'm kidding I wouldn't do that to you again. (Unless-)

     You know most of this stuff starts with me talking to my friend lmao. I just randomly write a stupid ass joke fic related to a current ongoing joke in our chat and yesterday I thought, I have a Wattpad account, why don't I torture innocent people online?
And so I did.

    I smell eggs and it's like 1 in the fucking morning-

     Who tf is cooking rn I'm just

     
       Anywayssssssssssssss
I deadass almost ate a sunchip that had been on my desk for like a week. Oops. Guess I gotta clean tommorow, well technically today I guess. Y'all I still feel like barfing after the mozzarella sticks and fish sticks. Help.

             Shdhbdksbsjdnkssbddjm

Sleep?

Sleep sounds pretty pog rn ngl.

Good night bitches.
    

    Footnote: If any of y'all touched my croissant with the godamn bacon on it I will bake a salad in the microwave

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