Evie, Roland, Cecile, Blyke, Isen, Arlo, John, Seraphina, and Ari/ Me will be Crystal's friends from school. Crystal will be playin' as the protagonists.
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Crystal: I gotta story!
Arlo: What?
John; Please don't tell me it's the-
Crystal: My first time cursing!
Sera: We heard this over a million times.
Blyke: I never heard it.
Isen; Me neither.
Cecile; Please don't egg her on.
Evie: Hard boiled?
Plus +1 egg pun joke.
Ari: I heard that story so many times...
Crystal: Wait, you don't remember? It happened when we were younger. We were in 4th grade!!
Ari; I don't think I went to the same middle school as you...
Crystal: Kima.
Ari: Nvm i did.
Cecile; Just tell us so I can do die in peace.
Roland; -es Go die in peices.
Me; stfu ratty.
Roalnd; meet me behind dennys then.
Crystal: cant. we booked dat. go to walmart.
Roland; ugh fine.
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This is when they were in 4th grade!
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Misty: My daughter cursed for the first time the other day, I didn't get mad. We was watching spongebob, right?
-In the living room, Misty V.O.-
Misty V.O: Something happened to patrick and outta nowhere she got mad! She was like,
Younger crystal: SHIT!
-Jayden bursts out laughing, Evan instantly turns around o.o, Misty laughs-
Misty: Wait what? What'chu say?
Misty V.O.: She like-
Younger crystal: Shit! THEY GOT PATRICK MOM! YOU NOT WATCHING?!
Misty: V.O.: Woah...Alright. -chuckles- Here's why I didn't get an attitude. Ima tell you why I didn't get an attitude! Ok? I didn't get an attitude because I remember my first time cussing. My first time cussing was because my momma smacked me in front of company. TwT.
Time skip however many years ago when Misty's mother, Evangeline, and Misty's friends were over their old house..
Misty V.O.: My friends were over my house. I'm downstairs we playin' we havin' a good time. My mom come downstairs she say,
Evangeline: Hey. I told you to keep it down. You don't run this house I do. Ok? with that being said, That's it. You're done. Go to bed/ home.
Misty V.O: Mmh. Smacked me. Sent me up to my room and you know when you get smacked and you a kid you get hyper when you get by yourself.
Younger Misty: You gon' smack me bitch?! iN fRonT oF mAh fRienDs?! yOu wANnA sMaCk mE iN fRoNt Of mEh fRieNds?!
Misty V.O.: I was emotional. I was emotional ass kid.
Younger Misty: I'M RUNNING AWAY! T-T THAT'S IT!! -packs bag-
Misty V.O.: I packed the bag and everything. Y'know how many times I packed a bag with a toy?! Packed the bag with one toy.
Younger misty: -Puts a toy fox in her bag- I'm out! I'm sick of it. Me and Foxy-chan are out!
Misty V.O.: -Chuckles a bit- A-ha. My mom gave me- My mom gave me permission to cuss one time. One time she gave me permission to cuss.
Flashback to when Younger misty and her friends, including Evan, were in 3rd grade.
Misty V.O.: I'm in school being bad, my teacher got mad. said,
Teacher: Misty come 'er.
Misty: V.O: Told me come to the front of the class, Wrote a NOTE, Stapled the note to my chest.
Teacher: Make sure your mother reads the note
Misty V.O.: I get home, My mom read the note. The note said, Maybe you'd show your daughter s'more attention at home he wouldn't act like a fool in school, right?
Evangeline: -Face darkens-
Misty V.O.: My mom read that note she said,
Evangeline: Lemme tell you something you tell her 'To mind her damn business before I come down there and beat her ass.'
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FanfictionSUP YOU DICKWAAAADS- This is loads of crack and if it doesnt make sense then im high asf. I feel like a horse sniffing cat piss. a m a z i n g and im totally not an insomniac who still cant get cereal bc her dad hasnt come home with the milk yet- AH...
