Neko kyoya x male reader

Y/N that's not a normal swing... (short)

[I just had this brilliant idea for a short and had to share it lmbo! Enjoy~~]

I answered the door with a smile on my face. It arrived!!

The mailman smirked as he handed me a tablet to sign. "I bet you're going to have fun with your partner tonight~"

"Yeah, I'm going to have him push me around!"

"Ooh~ kinky~"

A little confused at his response, I signed the thing so I could bring my package inside.

"Kyoya!! My new swing arrived! Help me install it, please?"

"Like inside? Let me see the package but I can probably do that." Kyoya stared blankly at the package...

"Look, look! It has thigh and arm supports! That's so cool! Why don't all swings have those? It's going to be so much fun to swing in and it'll be better exercise! Which means it's healthier! Kyoya, get off the floor. Why are you laughing?!"

[Kyoya's POV]

I looked at the box in my hands and quickly realized it was a s*x swing. How in the world does Y/N not realize what this is? I couldn't help my laughter, rolling around on the floor.

I sat up and slid my glasses up my nose to read the description and picture on the side. Okay, super vague. I looked at the "name" of the product. Again, super vague. I guess that explains it. Do I tell Y/N? Nope.

"Yes, Y/N, you could get a lot of exercise with this 'swing'. Shall we install it in your room where no one else can see it? You probably shouldn't tell anyone about this either."

"Okay. The secrets of true exercise shall be mine!"