Idk this might not be a "South Park x reader" I just wanna write about my favorite boys tbh which are,
Craig
Kyle
Kenny (tho I'm not sure if I could write him, idk how to capture his kindness and pervertness)
Tweek (Again idk how to capture him)
Cly...
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I opened the shower curtain, hearing the satisfying noise of the metal clashing together. I turned on the shower while I undressed, slowly steam came out warming up the cool bathroom. I stuck my hand in and felt the water, I shifted the knob a bit to suit my preference. I then slowly stepped into the shower. I felt the hot water run down my skin, it felt great, especially since it's so cold here, speaking of cold, it was supposed to snow today, good thing I'm not doing anything.
I grabbed the shampoo and squeezed it onto my hand, then I plopped it onto my head and started scratching my scalp. While I was doing that, I started having my own concert. When I was finished putting shampoo in my hair I washed it all off I then repeated the process with conditioner.
When I was finished cleaning myself I turned the knob and stopped the water. I opened the shower curtains, hearing the sounds clashing together, this time a bit of water splashing everywhere. I stepped out into the warm atmosphere and grabbed a towel. I dried myself off and dressed myself. I opened the door and walked out, the cold air hitting me.
I collapsed on the bed and grabbed my phone, as it turned on I saw that I had 32 missed calls and 100+ messages from Craig, instantly I panic, what happened?? Just then a call interrupted my thoughts. I immediately answer.
"Craig?! What's wrong?!" I ask frantically.
"G-geez what took you so long..??" He asked, his voice wavering a bit.
"I was taking a shower, a-anyways what's wrong?!" I asked again.
"I'm o-outside, please open the dooR" he said. I immediately get up and run downstairs. I slam the door open which reveals a shivering Craig covered in snow, holding a bag. I yank him inside and shut the door.
"T-thanks.." he says hugging himself. I just smile and drag him upstairs. Once we're upstairs, I unbutton his jacket and take it off.
"You should take a shower, I don't want you getting sick" I say as I hang his jacket on a chair.
"I don't have any clean clothes" he responds, watching my actions.
"Ahaha you don't have to worry about that" I say as I grab a shirt and pants that I stole from him. He chuckles.
"I don't remember giving you those" he says smiling, raising a brow.
"Well, you have bad memory" I say as I throw the clothes in his face. He catches them and playfully rolls his eyes.
"Hah yeah, right, says the one who has the memory of a goldfish" he says smirking.
"Oh shut up and go take a shower" I say pouting and pushing him into the bathroom.
"Oh wait. Okay so this way is for the hot water and this way is for cold" I say, explaining the mechanics of my bathroom water knob thing control. He nods and I walk out.
I lay down on the bed and wrap myself with a blanket, as I wait for him to come out I scroll through my phone and check the notifications.
Spaceman Craig💫🐹
I'm outside
Hey (Y/N) (Y/N) Please open the door OPEN THE DOOR (Y/N) I'm gonna die out here (Y/N) It's snowing Let me in LETMEINNN I brought chocolate
You won't even open the door for chocolate? Dude Dude Bro What are you doing Honey please I'm freezing out here (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N)
Holy crap and it keeps on going! Oh man, imagine if I was sleeping, poor Craig. After a while of waiting, I hear a click and I immediately look over, I smile and open my arms for us to cuddle. He walks towards me and slips in underneath the covers with me. He nuzzles his head in my chest, his wet hair starts soaking my shirt. I shiver.
"you should dry your h-hair" I say shivering. He looks up at me with a 'bruh' face, but it quickly turns into a smirk. He lifts his head up and shakes his hair, water droplets splashing everywhere.
"Argh! Not like that!" I yell feeling the cold water land on me. I roll him over almost dropping him off the bed. He only laughs. I playfully roll my eyes and get up from the bed, I walk into the bathroom and pull out a hair dryer from the bathroom cabinets, I walk back out into my bedroom and plug it into a nearby outlet. I sit back on the bed and spread my legs, I pat the free space signaling him to come sit in between. He obliges and I turn on the hair dryer. I run my hand through his hair and start drying it. Once I finish drying his hair he immediately leans back and lays on me, I lay back as well. I smile as I softly stroke his now dry hair.
As I finish enjoying this moment I say "Okay get off me now you're heavy" he only chuckles and adjusts his laying body higher on me, crushing me even more.
"aCk- cRaig" I say, the breath being taken out of me. I push him off and he starts laughing. He opens his arms wide and I immediately bolt to him. He embraces me into a tight, warm hug and I hug him back. He grabs a blanket and covers us with it. I nuzzle into his chest and he places his head on top of my head and we slowly drift off to sleep.
