Zenitsu, crying: (Y/n)~chAN Inosuke~kun called me a simp~~~
(Y/n): thats cool, but you can also save 15% or more on car insurance with GEICO 🦎🦎🦎
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Tanjiro: I like your personality
(Y/n) t-posing : what? But I haven't even introduced you to the other Seven personalities I have-
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(Y/n), drunk: i am a magician ✨✨
Sanemi, even more drunk: yeah, then what are the color of my eyes?
(Y/n): PurPlEeeE
Sanemi: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?? Ilysm!
Sanemi and (y/n) would 100% be the type of people who loose braincells when they're drunk
(Y/n): HE SAID NO PICKLESSSS
Giyuu, behind (y/n):...
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Modern AU
Nezuko: time to play, who stole the drugs!Tanjiro: was it me?
Zenitsu: or was it me?
(Y/n): I think it was him- *points at Inosuke*
Inosuke, looking drunk and high: fUckIng pink fairies everywhere~
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Modern AU
Scammer: I can give you anything you want!Nezuko: I want unlimited bread
Aoi: I want a clean room for once
(Y/n), looking dazed: I want anime
Nezuko: I want cloud bread
Aoi: Maybe someone other then Inosuke to be my roommate.
(Y/n), still looking dazed: a portal from the anime world that connects to this world.
Aoi and Nezuko: ..? Thats impossible.
(Y/n): Inosuke being clean is impossible 😬
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Sanemi: Oi Oi!!
Giyuu: oh no that voice!
Sanemi: worth millions of yen. Aren't I right, Giyuu?
Giyuu, looking disgusted: man gross~
If you know where that is from, pls marry me 💍
I LOVE THIS SONG WITH A PASSION-I hope y'all remember me-
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General Fiction"Where do you wanna go Love" "Up your as- I mean to the theatre!" A oneshot book for our lovely Demon Slayer! (Started 11/16/2019) (Ending 12/26/2021) So I've been meaning to end this book for a while, but i'll end it after a Christmas special, this...