Kurapika was kind of sad and lonely one day because of some reasons so he walked into a room because he was that sad and then he sat down in a chair. The chair was in the room because whoever decided to make that room a thing put furniture in it because rooms need furniture. Except when Kurapika sat on the chair he was really drowning and sad so the chair woke up and became sentient and said "Hey wha t are you doing? why are you sitting on me?" and kurapika waslike "what? you can talk"
"yeah because you made me sentient" said the chair
"oh sorry lol" kurapika replied and then continued being sad and so he staredc at the wall because he was lonely and stuff.
and then the chair was slightly uncomfortable so it said "hey could you please stop staring at the wall? he's going to wake up again" "why is he going to wake up?" kurapika asked. and the chair said "because you're really sad. everyone's waking up because you're so sad. why are you sad?"
Kurapika suddenly sighed and looked edgy. "it's complicated."
"why?"
"hbecause of a lot of things. the mcdonalds was out of water and i was thirsty and thwn i asked them if they had anything else and they sasid no so i was more sad and then the phantom troupe is a thing so i'm also drownign in an indescribable emptiness and also i'm sad becasue my imaginary friends won't talk to me." kurapika finallys aid because he felt like venting.
the chair was silent because that was really sad. "oh."
And then there was a sob from the other side of the room because the wall heard Kurapika and was sad too. Kurapika looked up and his eyes did the anime thing where they just kinda go empty with no sparkle or something as he stared at the wall and said. "wh o c=did that?"
"me" said a really deep, sexy voice. "the wlall"
"oh hi did i make you sentient toop? i'm sorry."
"it's ok i was already sentient."
"i'm kurapika nice to meet you."
"hi kurapika i'm the wall."
