Kurapika walked over to the wall and lovingly ran his fingertips down its bumps until helooked sad and then he said said "i can't kiss you im sorry im a virgin" and the walls aid "dont you want to lose your virginity to me" and kurapika shook his head and looke d really sad as he said "no sorry i made a promise" and the chair said "what what but you sasid" and kurapika was liek "no i didn't" and the wall was like "yeah he didn't" and then looked at kurapika and said "i thought you loved me" and kurapika said "i do" "so why cant you kiss me?" "hbecause i cant" and they both cried and the wall was like "ok if you can't kiss me can oyu lick me thjenm?" "why?" "bcecase that way i can have something to remember you by when you leave me" and kurapika cried and was like "won't that break your heart even mroe?" and the wall was also crying "its ok as long as it's you its ok" and the chair was crying too as kurapika saiod "i love you im sorry" and the wall said "i knokw"
and then kurapika licked the wall
"oh..." said the chair because there wasn't much to be said
"i'm... sorry..." Kurapika whispered to the wall repeatedly. Except it didn't help and they were both still really sad. "I have to leave thank you for everything I'm sorry."
"No, thank you, Kurapika. Because you have given me a gift that I will treasure for eternity," the wall replied with a smile except it's a wall so it has no mouth either. "And even though you'll be far away and it won't be much, I'll love you forever."
Kurapika walked out the door but he had tears in his eyes as he smiled at the wall. And then he dramatically walked out the door.
The end.
