FTND was coming home from church. On his way home, he saw PETA. FTND wanted to talk to PETA, but both of them were too shy.
When FTND arrived at his house, he started to notice something. He had a boner!
FTND: I wouldn't dare touch it. Masturbation is against the laws of God.
Then, FTND went on Dicsord to talk to his friends about his problem.
FTND
Guys I have a boner I need help
Mario
Try not to touch it.
Luigi
BEAT YOUR MEAT TO THE BEAT
!play I'm blue
FTND took Mario's advice and continued his night. Suddenly, PETA peaked through the window. Something stopped him from bursting into the house to replace his roast beef with a vegan meal. It was FTND's boner.
PETA: (I wish I could suck that cock, but I'm a vegan and I only eat cum from my own cock.) *blushes*
PETA started to rub his cock against the window. After 10 minutes, PETA cummed a big giant vegan load of cum on the window.
