Reverse Dipcifica oneshots

One shot 6: Caring to annoying

Pacifica and Dipper just went through a long day of fighting monsters, saving monsters, and what-not. They may have even had an argument or two. But then Dipper saw that Pacifica was bleeding on her knee.

"Oh no! Pazzie You're bleeding!" Dipper exclaims as he bends down to Pacifica.

"Its fine Dipper there is some bandages back at the shack. I'll be fine. Its just a little blood anyway." Pacifica giggles.

"A little blood can turn to gushing Pacifica. I'm not letting you bleed like this." Dipper says as he takes his cape and rips a piece off and wraps it around her knee. It stung a little but she didn't mind.

"Thanks Dipper I appreciate it-woah!" Pacifica starts to say but Dipper interups her by picking her up bridal style.

"Dipper what are you-"

"Just shut up and let me be a gentleman for once."

'jeez okay'

Once Dipper and Pacifica reached the shack they see Mabel and Gideon waiting for them...well, more Gideon since Mabel was on her phone...weird.

"Hey what are you guys doing out here?" Pacifica asks.

"Nothing. Just wondering how the new cutest Gravity Falls couple is today." Gideon reply's with a smirk.

"What do you mean "couple"?" Dipper asks sispiciously.

"You guys didn't know? You guys are everywhere now! Even on Gravity Falls Gossiper!" Mabel says as she shoves the phone in Dipper and Pacificas face for them to only see they were everywhere! People actually thought they were a couple. Some photographers toke some photos of them while they were out today. They even came up with a name called...Dipcifica...huh.

"EVERYONE SAW THIS! THIS IS A DISASTER! WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED!" Pacifica say shooting he hands in the air accidently slapping Dippers face which caused Dipper to drop her to the ground. He didn't even realize he was still carrying her.

"OWW! SERIOUSLY? GENTLEMAN YOU ARE!" Pacifica says as she gets up and brushes the dirs of her jeans.

"WELL DON'T SLAP ME!" Dipper yells back, crossing his arms.

"It was an accident doushbag!"

"Fake blonde!"

"Phony!"

"Rats ass!"

"Freak!"

"Tweedle-dumb!"

"Tweedle-dumber!"

"Gleeful!"

"Northeast!"

"I think I know why girls like you so much! Is you use you're fake magic on them!"

"I think I know what drives men away from you! Is you're loud mouth!"

"Well, ITS OBVIOUSLY NOT LOUD ENOUGH SINCE YOU'RE STILL HERE!"

"Whats that supposed to mean?"

"You guys argue like and old married couple." Gideon giggles as they look at him and see that he's recording the whole thing and Mabel laughs behind him.

"Hey! stop recording!" Pacifica yells as she runs after Gideon to get the phone which ends them up running in the house leaving Mabel and Dipper.

"You know...Pacifica Gleeful...It has a nice ring to it" Mabel laughs as Dipper death glares at her.

"Shut it!" Dipper says as he grabs Mabel and drags her back home.

'Great now I have another problem I need to fix...Getting rid of all these rumors about me and Pacifica and...my dumb crush on the blonde...'

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