it all started with a girl named Elle. Elle was a farter. she loved farting, it was her favorite thing to do. she knew that she was gonna have to control when and where she farted from her hiney, but sometimes farts would just slip out. farting was her drug. when she was younger farting was funny and normal for kids, but as she got older people would look at her like she was crazy whenever she would fart and sniff it.
one time she was in class and all the sudden she had to fart. to her farting was normal, shouldn't be shamed upon. so she let it rip, but this time was different. usually kids would yell at her and call her gross, but this time a boy sniffed it before she could. "did you just... sniff my fart..." "yes... im sorry.. it... it turns me on " the boy exclaimed. "who are you...?" elle questioned. "my name is David... I've been trying to hold back on smelling your farts, but that's getting too hard. they smell so sexy." from that day on anytime Elle felt a fart coming. she would tell David and David would sniff them up.
"d-david... I have to fart...."
"can I sniff that up" said a girl. Elle looked over confused, the girl introduced herself "hello... my name is e-emma. I've been smelling your farts from a distance but I think its time for me to come forward. I've been wanting to smell your farts for awhile now. they seem like they would smell so good. I love farts so much please can I smell them. we can go in private and do it if you want."
"oh... I see. follow me, you too david" and that how they ended up in the storage closet. with Elle letting out her farts one by one. David stuck his whole face up Elles bootyhole, sniffing them up like there was no tomorrow. all the sudden there was a knock on the door. "o-oh... are y'all sniffing some straight booty????? can I join!!!" "yes join us, what's yer name" "oh, my name is pegg. I wanna peg someone, pegg likes pegging because pegging is for pegg"
pegg walked over and took a long skinny bottle of bleach and shoved it up davids booty. he died. then ki walked in and died from shock. then Emma died from smelling a big fat fart. Elle died from the amount of farts she let out, and pegg died because the closet closed trapping everyone with the gassy wassy farts.
in the end everyone died. in heaven they all lived happy fartful lives!!!!!!1!1111!!11
