Anna and Elsa and Kristoff the Wingman

chapter 6

olaf ^^^wait I forgot to put him in the story

Anna woke up and she decided to go for it with Elsa. She told kristoff her plan on her iphone and he responded with 

👍

so anna went and woke elsa up. 

Then kristoff got off the couch and joined them, after breakfast they were walking aroundd the castle when kristoff had to pee. so he went to the bathroom.

Then Anna looked at Elsa and grabbed her face and kissed her. and Elsa said "wow" and kissed her too. Then kristoff came from the bathroom and started clapping and cheering. SUDDENLY ANNA REALIZED HER PHONE HAD BEEN ON THE ENTIRE TIME AND SHE WAS LIVE STREAMING IT TO INSTAGRAM! wait said kristoff phones dont exist rn 

Hans and Weselton and the people saw and were very upset cuz incest is 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢. so they impeached Elsa and called the cops, and Anna and Elsa went to jail! 

After they went to jail, Kristoff laughed evily. It turns out he did not ship Elsanna! no, he thought incest was 🤢🤢🤢🤢. However after Anna confesed her feelings for Elsa to him, he decided that he could use it to ruin their reputation and become king! that is why he became annas wingman, but he was so grossed out by her feelings for elsa he second guessed himself all the time, which is why he was such a bad wingman. Then when Anna told him she was gonna go for it he turned her IPHONE ON TO LIVESTREAM TO INSTAGRAM! WHAT AN EVIL PLAN. 

So kristoff was very happy and went to collect his title as king. but when he announced himself king the people went into a mob and pulled him from the throne. 

"Wth I am your king" said Kristoff.

"no you are not why th did you think you could be king" said the people.

"Cuz I was Anna and Elsas closest friend and I was a main character in the movies"

"You dumb stupid idiot that doesnt make you auto king you dont even have royal blood."

"Then who is gonna be our new ruler."

and the people called him a dumb stupid idiot again and said:

"What makes you think we wanna be ruled by a monarch? they are so opresive. we didnt have a choice tho cuz the monarchs paid the soliders money to make sure we didnt riot. then Elsa was queen and she could literaly kill us all in an ice storm so we couldnt do anything. now nobody is in the way so we can switch to democracy."

"Wait if Elsa is so powerful how did you even get her in jail?" said Kristoff.

"That is a plot hole and not our problem" said the people. 

Then Kristoff had to go back to being a minimum wage ice man and the people of Arendale elected a president.

The end.