Anna and Elsa and Kristoff the Wingman

chapter 3

This is a picture of kristoff being suportive of Anna! 

kristoff and Anna went to a spot that is not gonna be described, but it was away from elsa and now they can have some important dialouge. 

"Kristof I need to confess to you somthing" said anna.

"Ok anna " 

"I am in love with elsa".

"Omg you need to tell her, I am ur wingman now" said Kristof, even though any other human would have said 🤢, taken 5 min to proces, and then dropped off Anna at therapy. 

"Ok cool now we need to plan some things that conveneintly place me in situations with Elsa" .

"Ok" said kristof. 

So the 2 walked back to elsa, and Anna blushed when she saw Elsa, and Elsa blushed when she saw Anna.

Kristoff shoved Anna in front of Elsa and Anna fell at Elsas feet.

"Omg kristoff wth" screamed both Anna and Elsa, and elsa got her snow ready to absolutly kill Krisoff. 

"What Anna said to put her in situations that conveneintly place her in situations with Elsa"!

Elsa looked at Anna "What?"

Annas face became tomato and she looked at Kristoff and said: "Why would you say that out loud omg" and she ran away into her huge castle cuz she is priveleged. 

"What is going on Kristoff, why would she want to be conveneintly in situations with me? Are you planning to asassinate me, because if you are that hurts my feelings," said Elsa.

Kristoff looked at Elsa then at the direction where Anna had run off to, and he realized that he was a very bad wingman. Kristoff had always wanted to be a wingman, and he imagined that he would be very good at it, but now he had had the chance and he messed up very badly. The disapointment that Kristoff felt in himself cannot be described into words and he felt a soul crushing heaviness descend onto his body. Just then Kristoff had a flashback to when he was 13 and he was trying to be the wingman of Mrs Troll Rock and Mr Boulder Troll Rock. 

"Omg I love Mr Boulder Troll Rock" said Mrs Troll Rock.

"Omg I can be your wingman, pls pretty pls" said kristoff. 

"No Kristoff you suck and I hired a profesional wingman". 

Kristoff's flashback ended and he went back to the present. he turned to Elsa and he said: "😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱" and then he ran away.