Demonic Love ~ A Human Bill Cipher x F!Reader Fanfic

Chapter Two - I FUCKING HATE GNOMES

Your P.O.V.

"IF THERE IS A GOD NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!" I yelled, why? You may ask, well, I am currently in a golf cart, driving away from a huge gnome-shaped gnome, made of tons of other gnomes. Turns out Mabel's supposed boyfriend wasn't a zombie but a couple of gnomes stacked together inside some clothes. They were looking for a queen and are now trying to force Mabel into marrying them. So now they are hunting us down, "DIPPER WATcH OUT GNOME AT YOUR TEN O'CLOCK!" A rabid gnome launched itself onto Dipper's face, luckily I was driving. "Don't worry Dipper! I'll save you!" Mabel said before repeatedly punching the gnome until it got off of Dipper.  "Does that one have rabies?!" I said looking at one that looked rabid and foaming slightly at the mouth. "No time to find out! Y/n TREE!" The giant gnome knocked down a tree, I swerved, only just getting under it.
    "I. FUCKING. HATE. GNOMESS!!" "Look guys your over powered just give us Mabel and it will all be over!" The pursuit continued until I swerved and and crashed the cart, and the huge gnome thing cornered us against the wall of the Mystery Shack. My glare never wavered, this.. this is why I think about moving.
    I looked around, still glaring. On the left behind the gnome monster I saw someone leaning against a tree. He really likes yellow.. once the guys gaze landed on me staring at him he seemed confused. Once he realized I could see him he snapped his fingers and disappeared in blue and turquoise flames. 'Another demon.. most likely dream.' I thought. Dipper and Mabel were bickering in the background. "Mabel no! You can't!" "Dipper just trust me!" Dipper looked on the inside of his vest, most likely where he's keeping that journal. "Okay.." Mabel stood tall and walked up closer to the large gnome monster thing. "Okay Jeff, I'll marry you." The main gnome, named Jeff (wow, gnomes are bad at names) cheered. "Yeah! Okay coming down sorry shmebulock, Jerry, Tom, ah Steve! Chill with the biting!" Once he finally made his way down, he pulled out a velvet box. I contained a large crystal ring, it's probably worth over a good thousand! Mabel stuck out her hand and looked away bashfully, fluttering her eyelashes. Jeff slipped on the ring and Mabel said, "You may now kiss the bride." Jeff got somewhat flustered, "O-oh! Yeah!" Mabel bent down to his level (ironic because she's short already) and before they kissed she pulled out the leaf blower and put in on reverse. Jeff struggled to get away but got caught in the leaf blower, Dipper ran up beside her and they flipped a switch and shot Jeff into the huge gnome monster, causing all the gnomes to fall and scurry off.
I Jeff dropped the ring, "Yoink!" What? I'm no saint. Probably going to sell it and use the money to buy a new TV or phone. I turned over to the twins, they were apologizing to each other and shared an "awkward sibling hug." I chuckled at their demeanor, sticking together like that was one thing I couldn't do with my siblings.
One thing you will feel often in Gravity Falls is the feeling of being watched, which I haven't felt that often since I don't do to much anymore now that I've practically moved to the human world. But now, the feeling was stronger than ever, if felt like eyes were boring into the back of my head. 'Cipher..' I had a realization, a long time ago, about forty maybe forty-five years ago I came across a prophecy inside a cave that talked about a being with unimaginable power. A lot of it was written in ancient or old languages, I understood them I just chose not to read anything aloud. One language stumped me though, it was just symbols, I recognized them slightly but not enough to translate anything. One name that popped up everywhere was "Cipher". He has something to do with this and I know it.
    Despite my kind running wild I played it cool and walked into the shop with the twins. "Geez what happened to you three?" I looked at Stan Pines with a poker face, "A tornado." Then sighed as I picked a leaf out of my hair. "Hey, a special treat. Pick something you like from the gift shop." Me and Dipper looked at him with confusion, "What the catch?" I asked. "The catch is do it before I change my mind." I shrugged and searched about the gift shop. Dipper picked a hat with a pine tree on it, Mabel chose a grappling hook, yet I couldn't find anything. Until something caught my eye, it was a black and golden necklace.  The chain was black with thin gold strips running through it here and there. It had a f/g (favorite gem) pendent and on the back of it carved in with laser precision it read, "You've never lived if you've never died". Odd message, but one none the less.
    What drew me to it was the fact that it gave off a magical energy, a strong and alluring one at that. Normally, I wouldn't take something with an energy like that but I have into temptation and took the necklace. I clipped it around my neck and draped it into my shirt.

With the Pines around, things are about to get a lot more interesting.