Ineedcoffee
Hey Bird boyChickenwings
What???Ineedcoffee
Isn't it technically cannibalism for you to eat chicken???Chickenwings
I-
I'm not actually a birdIneedcoffee
You do know this is like telling a child Santa isn't real right? I'm gonna go cry now 🥺
Well you're not wrong except I usually say "useless bitch"💀Ineedcoffee changed Chickenwings' s name to CruelChicken
CruelChicken
Oh I didn't realize people took that seriously😬 I fucked up😔
And shit you ok?Ineedcoffee
Dude I wasn't actually crying, but children believe you're part chicken and if you tell a child otherwise that shitz enough to send them into a life of crime 😂💀
And no❤️CruelChicken
Bitch I thought I actually made you cry😔
And what tha fuck😬💀
Did you just fucking no❤️ me?Ineedcoffee
I didn't even cry when my grandpa died I'm numb nothing can make me cry💀
Yea I told my little brother and He set the couch on fire😤
And yea, yea I did what you gonna do about it chicken boyCruelChicken
You need therapy💀
Well damn R.I.P your couch
Ouch🥺Ineedcoffee
I know but I'm a broke bitch can't afford that shit 😂
and anyways I count Sleeping as therapyIneedcoffee changed their name to Ineedtherapy
Ineedtherapy changed CruelChicken's name to BirdBoyBirdBoy
How is sleep therapy?Ineedtherapy
Well you see sleep keeps me from committing toaster bath😎BirdBoy
Mood😂Ineedtherapy
I'm gonna go commit the act of temporary death they call sleep
Ineedtherapy left the chat
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Wrong number oops💀
FanfictionFem reader Your dumbass text the wrong person who shocker turns out to be Hawks