Oh god, the insanity is genetic.

Part 2

Alright! Part 2 is finally here. Let me know if you want me to make a bonus with Naruto's shenanigans in the past. Also, try and catch the Voltron reference!

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"You're WHAT?!" Sakura screeched, forcing Iruka to clap his hands over his ears at the sheer volume.

Kushina, seemingly unbothered by her introduction, looked at Sakura questioningly. "Yeah? So?"

Iruka was torn. On one hand, Naruto was most likely related to this girl. On the other hand, he remembered who exactly Uzumaki Kushina was.

The ex-ANBU Commander who died in the Kyuubi attack.

"Does this seal have a time component, perhaps?" he asked weakly.

"Hmm," Kushina's eyes brightened. "Yep, it does, 'ttebane! How'd you know?"

Iruka took her arm and tried to guide the girl out of the room. "This is a bit... sensitive." He tugged harder when she refused to move. "We should talk to the Hokage and sort this out at his office," Iruka suggested, desperate to get the reveal and subsequent events as far away from his kids as possible.

Her cheeks puffed out and she firmly attached herself to the desk. "No! Tell me now!"

This was most likely Naruto's mom, and she said she liked ramen...

"How about," Iruka tentatively started, "we get ramen afterward?"

Kushina's face broke into a large smile. "Okay!" she chirped and skipped out of the room.

Exactly like Naruto.

"Everyone, pack up the equipment and wait for Mizuki-sensei to arrive." The class immediately quieted. Iruka didn't get serious often, it was never a good idea to disobey him like this. Iruka tapped Kiba's shoulder, whispering, "Go fetch Mizuki-sensei and tell him a situation with Naruto came up and he's to continue the lesson."

Kiba, although not great with stamina, was the fastest runner in the class. He bolted out the door in the direction of the teacher's lounge.

Iruka walked out the door in quick strides, hoping to catch up to the hyper red-head. He found her waiting outside the academy gates, bouncing on the balls of her toes. As soon as he was in her line of sight, Kushina waved at Iruka so vigorously that he worried her arm might've fallen off.

A flicker of leaves appeared in the corner of Iruka's eyes and a familiar lazy jonin appeared, single eye closed in that irritating way.

"Maa, Iruka-sensei, I didn't think you'd be out and about at this time. Did you finally snap and kill one of the students? How irresponsible~" Iruka's left eye twitched, the young chunin knowing that Kakashi was fully aware of the situation.

He cleared his throat, trying not to embarrass himself in front of Kushina. "There was a sealing accident in class. I'm here to take Kushina to the Hokage." He pulled the girl who was hiding behind him forwards.

She gasped and pointed at him. "You look like Old Man Sakumo, 'ttebane!"

Kakashi flinched minutely. There was a huge scandal involving his father years ago, and if Iruka remembered correctly, it ended up with the suicide of Konoha's White Fang. "Ahaha, yeah, he's my dad."

Kushina gasped again. "Wait, wait, wait. Kakashi-chan?! Is that you? What happened? You're supposed to be a baby!" She wrinkled her nose at this, bewilderment clear as day.

"That's why we're going to see the Hokage, Kushina. Let's go," Iruka gritted out, pulling Kushina with more force.

Kakashi stepped forward, moving even closer, and placed Kushina's small hand in his gloved one. "Ja ne, Iruka-sensei." In a one-handed seal and whirl of leaves, they vanished.