bob gets shoved into an oven and dies

death

Bob, hob, and chef bear walk into the kitchen.

Chef bear: alrighty guys, let's get ready to cook for thanksgiving! Gather the food!

(Hob and bob grab sweet potatoes, ingredients for pumpkin pie, etc)

Chef: Very good! Where's the turkey?

Bob: I couldn't find any-

Chef: Wait, we aren't going to have turkey this year.

Bob: *phew*, so we have less things to cook?

Chef: Oh, "we"? Bob, aren't you forgetting you aren't preparing with us?

Bob: What do you mean?

Chef grabs Bob.

Chef: Let's cook you instead, since you're not needed for anything!

Chef shoves bob into the oven and turns it on.

Bob: WAIT WAIT WAIT NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING-

Hob: Ummm... Chef?

Chef: Yes?

Hob: Are we really gonna-

Their voices are drowned out by the sound of bob screaming his lungs out and slowly burning to death.

The End.