《 Dayshift At Freddy's One-shots N' Ships 》

Two Dipshits In Vegas [ !Sexy time warning! ]

[ Dododo dodo- Do you hear that-? dodod- that's the sound of my sanity slipping away.]
[ This is my first time writing smut. Here ya go ya nashties. -^- ' ]
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"COCKSUCKER!"
"SON OF A BITCH!"
"LEARN HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE YOU FUCKHEAD."
That's really all Dave heard on their way to Vegas. The Eggplant thought it was funny that Jack could get so worked up on the road, and it made him love the Tangerine even more than he already did. They were on their way to Vegas, and Dave almost cracked up laughing over Jack's roadrage several times.
"Sportsy," Dave said,
"Are you sure you don't want me to drive the rest of the way?"
"I'm fine, Dave. Just a little pissed over stupid people." Jack responded, running his one hand through his poofy hair while having the other on the wheel.
"A little pissed?"
"Yes Dave, a little pissed."
"A litttleeee pissed-?" Miller teased Jack for his constant roadrage, and how aggressive he can get when the time comes.
"Dave, shut your mouth before I crashed this car on purpose." Jack sighed after saying that as Dave chuckled a bit.

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"OH YOU SON OF A- "
"Jack, come on, let me drive- it'd be betta f'my ears and your voice box." Dave smirked a little, watching Jack give him a side-eyed glare.
"Fine, let me pull over at a gas-station." Kennedy mumbled, swiping the turn signal on and turning the wheel.
They arrived at a Sunoco, Jack unbuckled and Dave did the same thing. They switched sides, and Jack leaned on the cardoor from the inside.
"If it weren't for those dumbass people I'd still be driving. " The Tangerine mumbled to himself.
"Here, lemme get some snacks to calm your nerves." Dave chuckled, gently caressing the outside of Jack's thigh.
"Fine.. make it quick though." The Orange man compiled, huffing.
After awhile, Dave came back in the car and gave Jack a few bags of snacks.
"Thank you, Dave." Jack mumbled, leaning his head against the window and smiling.
Dave pulled out of the parking space and continued the journey, snickering at the fact that Jack was calmed down with food.

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Alas, the two males arrived at the special scenery. The lights were astonishing. Beautiful, even. Both of them sat in silence as they focused on the bright scenery all around them.
"Ah, Vegas. What a gorgeous picture, amiright Sportsy-?" Dave smirked while parking into a free space beside the hotel.
"Yeah, it's really.. pretty." Jack turned and smiled at Dave, who flushed a bit.
"So what's first, Aubergine?" Kennedy said excitingly, smiling brightly.
"Well first, we'd have to unpack into this hotel. Then, whatever t'hell we wanna, Old Sport." He winked, getting out of the car and walking to the trunk. Dave opened it, and grabbed their stuff, Jack came over and closed the trunk.
"Fuck, it's pretty dark out here." Dave mumbled a bit. They both continued to walk towards the entrance of the hotel. Jack then got their key to the room, and led Dave up to the room. He opened the door and walked in,
"Damn, it actually looks pretty nice in here." Jack said in a surprised manner.
"Yeah, I figured you'd like it." Dave grunted, lifting the bags onto the bed.
"Okayyy- so we got the bags up here, now what-?" The Tangerine sat on the edge of the bed, taking in the comforting blankets from underneath him. Dave chuckled a bit and walked towards the smaller male. He pinned his shoulders against the bed and kissed him, initiating a makeout session. Jack wrapped his legs around Dave's waist, continuing to make out with his lover. After awhile, Kennedy let out a slight moan, breaking the blissful kiss between the two. Dave grinned while both of them were panting, Dave was looking straight into Jack's not-so-secret lust craving eyes, and a shit-eating smile had spread across his face.
"Hey, before we go out and have some fun out there, can we have some fun in here-?" Dave questioned Jack, in a deep sounding, seductive manner.
"I- well- don't you wanna do the other things f-first-?" Jack stuttered out, hiding the fact that he wanted Dave to pound into him at full force.
Dave growled a bit, lowering his head down to Jack's neck.
"Come on, I know you wanna after that long drive." Dave whispered into Jack's neck, wanting his consent.
"F-Fine." The smaller male gave in, sighing. Dave got off him a smiled, excited. Before he pushed the bags off the bed, he grabbed some lube and began to get undressed. Jack caught the drift and had taken his clothes off too.
Soon, both of them were bare-naked. Dave glaced over at Jack, who was waiting on the edge of the bed with his socks still on, and nothing else.
"For somebody who didn't want do this at first, you got undressed pretty quickly." Dave snickered, watching the Tangerine turn red and look away. The purple man approached Jack, slipping his hands around his waist and lifted him up. He placed Jack up where the pillows were, and had spread his legs. He looked at Jack, who was biting his lip in impatience. Dave climbed in between Jack's legs and kissed him, putting his hand on his cheek. Dave split the kiss, looking at his lover.
"Are you ready-?" The purple man said, lowering his head again towards his neck and biting it. Jack let out a few quiet moans, closing his eyes.
"I-I'm ready." He quietly said, letting out a slightly louder moan as Dave bit his neck a little harder.
"Alright, baby." Dave gave his neck several pecks, and brought his head back to look down at Jack. He groped the sides of Jack's hips, and without warning, he slowly pushed his cock into Jack's ass. He heard a quiet moan from under him, and felt Jack's hands on his shoulders. Dave began thrusting at a normal pace, as he brought his head down to Jack's neck and started biting him again.
"F-Fuck D-Dave~" The Tangerine moaned, slightly in pain. His moans were calm and quiet as Dave thrusted into him. Though Dave didn't mind the quiet pleasured noises Jack let out, he wanted more. He proceeded to thrust faster, grunting a little as he went deeper into him. Jack's moaning got louder, as he started to grip Dave's shoulders. Dave left hickey after hickey on Jack's neck, letting out a few grunts.

After awhile, both had came to their limitations and Dave pulled out, flopping over beside Jack. Both of them were panting, as Jack crossed his legs upwards so his knees were touching.
"Ha- f-fuck— my ass-" Jack mumbled a bit, his panting ceasing. Dave climbed under the covers, snickering a bit. Jack eventually got under the blanket as well, cuddling up with Dave.
"That wasn't even me pounding into you at full force, babe." Dave teased, pecking his companions cheek, then receiving a big kiss on the lips.
"Yeah, maybe we could do that next time." Jack responded, giggling slightly.
"I don't think you could handle it, Sportsy." Dave smirked, cuddling his partner tightly.
"Yeah yeah, whatever. Goodnight, I love you."
"Goodnight, I love you too baby."

And that of, both fruits slowly drifted off to a sweet slumber, snuggling eachother like the world itself was about to end.

[ How'd I do- ? ]