A/n this happens around the 3rd season so like they are teachers and your brother is Lloyd but no one really know but you and wu
I was getting the music ready in the music room because everyone has me first and the ninja teachers are going to be initiating me today. So my first student came in or I thought it was a student so i said
"you can sit where you would like" i said looking at the papers
"Are you sure i am a student" the person i thought they was a student
"Not by the way you say it like that" i became rude when i learned that Garm was my dad
"well i am a teacher" i looked up and realized it was a teacher i think they said his name was Cole or something because the students keep saying they hated him which i dont think so.
"Why is Mr.Cole here" all the students asked at the same time
"He is going to make sure i am a good teacher so behave" i said
"okay" they said
it seemed like everyone was here
"ok lets start" i said and everyone hummed in agreement "You all know the drill" i said ina commanding voice and they all put the chairs in a big circle.
"How do you do that" i heard Cole from behind me
"oh i play over dog not underdog"
"that makes sense"
"ok lets start with the signature one"
"Yes Ms. Y/n"
"Oh, you're alive
I suppose that's good news for you
But it means a lot more paperwork for meSo don't expect me to be happy to see you
Of course, being alive is temporary" i more so sang
"So, maybe if I go away and play pinochle for a few hours,
Things might improve. For me. Not for you. You'd be dead." i said leaning towards the middle of the group
"Where am i" the students said
"Great!" i said sarcastic
"You haven't been debriefed
This is way out of my pay grade
Which is saying a lot
'Cause I don't get paidSomeone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him
Peter Johnson is awake, so he better clip-clop over here!" i say
"its Percy Jackson" The students say
"Whatever!
Just another terrible day
At Camp Half-Blood
Where everything's the worstJust another terrible day
When you're in charge
It's like you're cursedWell, technically I am cursed.
One romp in the woods with Zeus' favorite wood nymph,
And you're stuck running a summer
Camp for a bunch of needy half-bloods." i sang
"Half-bloods"
"Yeah, half-god, half-mortal. Does no one watch the orientation film?" i say
"Did you say half god?"
"Yeah and i half care"
"Who's next? Silena Beauregard!Oh, great, she's crying." i say
"I was walking in the strawberry fields with Charlie Beckendorf and we
Were holding hands and everything was totally normal and then I
Kissed him and all of a sudden he
Started growing sunflowers. Everywhere!" half of the girls say
"Look, kid
I hate to be the one to tell you
But I think that Charlie Beckendorf
Was also holding hands with a nymph
That doesn't wanna to wish you well
To tell you the truth
The best thing is to break up with the guy'Course, who am I to give relationship
Advice, I'm literally the god of alcohol" i respond
" He loves me-"
"he loves you not Next" i say
"Another terrible day
At Camp Half-Blood
Where everything's the worstJust another terrible day
I'm the god of wine
And I'm dying of thirst"
"Wait, did you say you're a god?" they all say
"Dionysus, god of wine. The gods are real. Yippy skippy.
Ah, Katie Gardner. I see you've injured your arm."
"I fell off a pegasus (giggles)." they say
"You don't have flying lessons on Thursdays, you have archery." i say
"Those arrows are made of wood! wood comes from trees!
I refuse to participate in any activity that
Encourages the senseless slaughter of our arboreal friends-" they say
"Oh, gods
Give me Ares or Apollo
Anyone but the Demeter kids cabinNow that you blessed us
Go talk to Hephaestus
Before I take a knife to my head and start stabbingAnd stay away from the pegasi! Girls and ponies...
Ah, speaking of ponies." i say
"Percy!" Cole says i never knew the ninjas little less he knew the words
"Mr. Brunner! What are you doing here?
This guy is saying all this crazy stuff about nymphs and gods and...
What is going on?" all the kids ask with confused looks
"It's... complicated-" he responds
"oh kid,
You have no idea
About this place or your former mentorI don't have time
To fill you in on the details
But look, he's also a centaurGod!" I whisper into they're ears
"I did mean to tell you..." he responds
"Another terrible day
([KIDS]: Mr. Brunner!)
At Camp Half-blood
([KIDS]: You're a horse!)
Where everything's the worst
([KIDS]: What is happening?)Another terrible day
You can hate it here
But I hated it firstJust another terrible day
Stuck with these runts
In the muck and mudAnother terrible day
Oh gods!I need a drinkEnjoy your stay
At Camp Half-blood"
"Hey Y/N can you do me a song in private without the kids" Cole says
"Umm sure I just need to call Nya to make sure if she can watch the kids"
"ok" he says
after i call Nya she says i can so then we leave to the other room after she gets here
A/N there is a part two
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Fanfictionthis is my first book so i put in here duck tales and Hamilton and other fandoms that i like some chapters will have like shout outs to like other things i like also very slow updates also no mean comments i am just 12 yrs old
