Capture two

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CAPTURE 2

She nodded. I used to woman falling for me so quickly. I looked at my newest 'recruit' and smiled crackily. Her stringy black hair swept in front of her face like the girl from the ring. It was so hot. When I could see a peek of her beady eyeballs, they were a beautiful mud green. Her skin was what did it for me though, even paler than mine it was creamy and delicious. Just like eggnog. Don't forget about the eyeliner. Oh the eyeliner. Gobbed onto her eyes like midnight. She honestly looked like a raccoon. But raccoons get me pretty turnt. She was exactly my type.

Then our eyes met. Hers green mine brown. We were together. In this empty hall. Our souls intertwined like two dicks curling around each other. Our bodys 9 feet apart. I could practically feel her breathing on me. I could hear the angels singing. Or were they screaming? It didn't matter. All that mattered was her.

It was a cracky moment, electric and intense. My hair evolved from it's normal trumpy state and stuck up like an electrified skunk. They realized too late that it wasn't their love story that was making the air electric. The hovel had just been hit by lightning. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN.........

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