Baldi x principle (lemon/smut)

Chapter 8

Le narrator pov
Kenneth woke up next to Baldi and saw something that woke his Nekoma instincts instantly.
Baldi. He had nekoma features.
Or rather, a cat tail and ears.
Baldi's tail was lightly wrapped around Kenneth's leg. All Kenneth heard was light purring and like a cat, Kenneth decided to pet Baldi behind his cat ears, earning a slightly louder but weak purring noise from his sweet lover's lips.

That's when Kenneth snapped back into reality.
"Why does Baldi have nekoma?" He thought as he realised.
His dream.
About doing the 'dirty deed' with Baldi. In the dream, Kenneth gave Baldi a hickey.
"Oh god, I didn't bite him in my sleep right?" He whispered to himself. As Baldi turned over, he saw two fang marks on the back of Baldi's neck. Kenneth had unknowingly marked Baldi.
Baldi woke up.

Baldi's pov
I wake up to a stinging pain on the back of my neck. The pain was sorta like a hickey but not like one.
*a/n: please correct me if I'm wrong about hickey pain*
I saw Kenneth completely freak out. I then realised what he was freaking out about when playtime came in the room and shouted
"Kitty Baldi! Kitty Baldi!"
I didn't understand until I felt something furry.
I had a tail.
A cat's tail.
Oh my god!
I had a cat's tail. And that tail was wrapped around Kenneth. Like I protecting him from only god knows what.
"Did daddy mark you mr Baldi?"
We both flushed a bright red before Kenneth responds.
"Yes honey, well sort of."
"Daddy? I think mr Baldi should put a muzzle on you for bed. So you don't eat him when your asleep."
I took this as an opportunity.
"Yeah that's a great idea playtime. Why don't we go buy one right now!"
"Baldi n-"
"Yay let's go get a pink one mr Baldi!"
Playtime headed to the car outside whilst Kenneth glares at me.
Baring his teeth.
Oh crap.
"Baldi no"
I decided to push it.
"Baldi yes" I smirk at my lover.
"Baldi no"
"Baldi yes"
"BaLdI nO!"
I grab some pink, fluffy handcuffs and handcuff Kenneth to the bed.
"Baldi yes! Bye Kenneth, love you!"
I grin at him, knowing I'm gonna get it later.

Kenneth pov
God dang it. I swear I'm gonna get Baldi back. I decided to go on marrisons to search for stuff.
An idea pops into my head. Laxatives and chocolate muffins. Hehe Baldi can't resist chocolate muffins. Hey why not add some fibre to it, to help him of course. I ordered the stuff, and found the cuff keys. Well the spare pair. I unlock the cuffs and decided to start getting the ingredients out. Right on cue, the package arrived.
I get to work making my banana and chocolate muffins but add the whole tub of laxatives to Baldi's muffins and leave it out of mine and playtime's. I mean I can't do it to two people.

*le time skip*
Baldi pov
Oh we got a good laugh out of this trip. Playtime got a new skipping rope and some chocolates in a heart shaped box. I can bet my legs on who there for.
Bully.
I've see the way she looks at him.
She blushes, she stutters at the mention of her having a crush on him, and she just stares at him without realising.
Bully does the same.

Anyways, we get home to smell muffins.
"Hey Kenneth, are those muffins?"
"Yes and there for the meeting later."
He hands playtime a box of muffins and keeps the other three. There's a small box with my name on. I think nothing of it and go to get changed

*le time skip to meeting (le author is lazy :3)*
We sit in the meeting room. There's the art teacher, me and Kenneth. We just meet up to talk about what we should improve in lessons. We get given the boxes of muffins and I see that mine is the smaller one. Well I guess that's what I get for teasing Kenneth. I take a bite out of the muffin and another till the muffin is gone.
20 minutes later. I get a real stomachache. Like diarrhoea maybe.
Oh god.
He didn't.
Oh he did... he put laxatives in my muffin!
I run out of the room, to find a restroom before it got messy.

Kenneth pov
I couldn't help it. I laughed so hard at Baldi's face. Oh it was a picture. The art teacher laughed too. I decided to go find Baldi to see if he had made it.

Baldi pov
I'm gonna kill him. I swear I'm gonna kill him. He put banana in my muffin to make me worse. I barely made it to the bathroom.
*flashback*
I ran down the hallway. I'm getting close to not making it.
And when I say close,
I mean three seconds away to doing it where I'm stood.
I see a bathroom. Sweet lord! Thank you.
I try to open the door. It's locked.
ffffffffffffffff-
Fractions!
I try to break the door down in desperation. I have no choice.
I grab my ruler and break the door.
Locking myself in a cubicle, I dive for the loo.
*end of flashback*
I hear a voice.
"Baldi? You okay?"
It's Kenneth. The d-
Division
"Kenneth? How do you expect me to get home? I'm kinda stuck on the toilet until I stop... and it's your fault!"
Kenneth starts laughing.
"I don't know? Stick your butt out the window?"
He cracks up laughing again.
"Kenneth! Be serious... I'm not sticking my a$$ outta the window."
Baldi couldn't stop himself from saying that word out of frustration.
Baldi manages to get out to the car park before making a run for it to the nearby bushes. Kenneth laughs so hard that he had to hold onto the car. Eventually Baldi gets in the car.
Half way home, he needed to go again.
"Kenneth pull over!"
"Baldi can't ya hold it? I'm on the duecarriage way, I can't pull over."
"I- I can't hold it."
Two minutes later Kenneth suggest to Baldi to do it out of the car window.
"Fine..."

And so he did.

*a/n: okay so I plot twisted it a little. Also I didn't know what to do for revenge so laxatives it was. Sorry for the cringe of Unmature behaviour and I hope you enjoyed it. I'm having writers block right now but I'm gonna update it as soon as I have an idea.
Okay bye 👋 *