Let's Begin

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Some best friends do sleepovers the night before their first day of school, some just don't meet up, some go out to eat, some keep it simple with just a facetime and a good cry but me and my best friend... We decided to vandalize my new neighbor. Well mostly I decided and dragged her with me. She calls herself a victim. I call myself one of a kind. Just girls being girls. 

"We could get arrested for this."

"I calculated that possibility before coming here and we're good." I replied while taking the toilet paper, a gay flag, silly string, fish harpoon and a Dorito bag.

"How big of a percent do we have of not getting caught?"

"About 65% more or less." I commented absentmindedly.

"MORE OR LESS?!" Maxine almost screamed.

"Can you lower your voice?! You are lowering our chances here." I hissed back at her.

"Sorry!" She replied at the same intensity. I was deciding what item to use but my train of thought was interrupted yet again.

"So what's the plan?" Maxine inquired. "I thought of winging it a little."

"What do you mean winging it a little?!"

"Shhh, relax okay I have it all under control." I said while grabbing her shoulders in a way to help her relax. Not that it helped but I tried. She heavily sighs and rubs her temples.

"Okay okay but can you at least explain to me all 'this'?" She said clearly gesturing at the great choice of items I bought for our little... adventure. Concerned or indifferent. I didn't really know what was going through her head but this shouldn't be new.

"What?" I asked innocently.

"I mean I understand the toilet paper and the string but c'mon a harpoon?"

"You never know." She just looked at me with an unimpressed expression and raised the gay flag with her index and middle finger.

"One gotta represent.″I said, defensively. She proceeded to grab the Dorito bag and looked at me. I quickly snatched it from her hand and protected it with my hands.

"A bitch gets hungry, what can I say?"

"You are unbelievable." She mumbled while directing her eyesight at the house in front of us.

"We are getting caught." I scoffed.

"Can you relax? I said I have it under control."

"That's exactly why I'm worried!" She said in a threatening manner. I just rolled my eyes and proceeded to take the silly string can with my left hand and the toilet paper in my right.

"You are overreacting. Just watch." I walked closer towards our targeted house and just as I was about to throw the toilet paper, the lights turned on. Fuck. As I was about to turn around the door to the house opened. I was so freaked out that I started screaming while spraying silly string on the person in front of me.

"What the fuck!?" A deep voice said. "Abort mission!" I roared to Max. She started screaming and out of reflex she shot the harpoon somewhere, I was too focused on escaping to notice.

"Hey wait!" The person said. Me and Max were on the run. Shit the doritos! I ran back to get my doritos. "Hey stop!" The dude started running towards me. I freaked out.

"Not today Satan!" I screamed at the top of my lungs as I leaped towards Max to the car. She started the car and I jumped to the backseat with my feet still hanging from the window.

"GO! GO! GO!" "AAAAAAAHHHH!" Max flew through the streets. Hopefully he didn't get a good look at us. I'm sure we are fine.

We arrived in front of my house in utter silence. "That was ... close." I smile trying to release the tension. But I only receive a glare. "I'm never accompanying you to do one of your stunts again."

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