khloe's in bold I'm in italic ✰
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𝓝𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 14𝓽𝓱 -
Answer the fucking phone, dumbass.
I ANSWERED AN HOUR AGO!
*uncontrollable laughter* ANNIE I'M IN PAIN.
Then stop laughing idiot.
I CAN't *ACTUALLY CHOKES*
*starts laughing* STOP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY IS THIS HOW YOU START CONVERSATIONS
Because I'm relatable and cool. I'm cooler than you
(My dog appears)
I'm cooler than your dog...
Dude nothing is cooler than my dog.
*silence*
U dead?
Just looking at this picture of JJ.
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*she legit sent me the damn picture* Why do you love him so much?
Because he's relatable and cool. *silent after that*
Are you jacking it to him Khloé? *starts laughing at myself*
*screams into her mic* NOOOOO! EW HE'S MY BABY I WOULD NEVER *freaking out*
He looks like he would have a tiny sized pp not gonna lie to you, babe.
BITCH WATCHU SAY?
*says into mic* t i n y d i c k.
*THROWS PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM*
*doesn't understand what's happening* WHAT THE BELL PEPPER FUUUUUUUUCK
*laughing in the background*
YOU BULLY PICK ME UP NOW, I'M YOUR BABY.
*in the distance* Ew, who's your daddy cus you aren't my baby.
*screams like a baby* JJ IS MY DAD PICK ME UP NOW
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT! *picks phone up* now I'm probably gonna make a fan fiction out of that.
DO IT RIGHT NOW IDIOT. IM YO BABY.
HE'S GONNA FUCK ME THE WHOLE TIME—oh shit...
WHAT?
*HER COUSIN WALKS IN*
*silence*
*awkwardly* hiiii.
*Starts snorting* SO ABOUT THAT NUCLEAR BOMB...
*ATTEMPTS AT LOWERING HER PHONE VOLUME, then cousin starts laughing*
SHUT UP ANNIE.
NAH MAN I REALLY NEED TO KNOW IF WE SHOULD LAND IT ON AFRICA OR NOT. AND YA KNOW KILL ALL THE HUNGRY CHILDREN...
SHSHSHSSH, *a door closes* IDIOT!
*farts into the mic* I'M FLAMINGO!
I'm lucky she's been gone, and EW?
I'M FLAMGO ALBERT
*trying to cancel me out* OOOOoOoO hERE ooOOo I ASKED MYSELF WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
You're eating JJ's flat ass.
*stops everything* What the fuck.
WHAAAAT?
That's nasty he probably got unwiped shit in there.
FACTS. SAY FACTS MAMA.
Baby no. Shut up baby sleep baby.
*repeatedly slaps phone*
*screaming* MOMMY HURTING ME!!!!
I'm going to be a great parent, the best parent.
You just killed your baby, and your baby was me idiot >:(
EAT *stops* AN ASS.
*demonic voice* NO
*trying to contain more laughter* ILL MAKE YOU EAT ROLAND ORZABAL'S ASS.
UM NO THAT'S YO EX MANS I AIN'T DOING THAT MAAM.
*snorts* EX??? MORE LIKE EX EX.
What's an ex ex-
ROLAND. Idiot.
Are you going cheap in the sales?
*silence*
Are you going off the rails?
EEEEE.
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I love her.
YOU ARE READING
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RandomA hilarious story full of what happens in Khloé and I's phone calls...includes NASTY 🤮 things (Mostly what Khloé says LOLLL) Has images of what's being sent between conversations, and funny moments. It's a joyride! 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕖 𝕓𝕠𝕥...
