Chapter 1: The Prank

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I just wanna say I'm going to update every Sunday... For me. I don't know which day it will be for you, so on the day this chapter comes out in a week's time the next one will come. But if you're lucky and came when it was completed you don't need to worry about shit like that.

Oh and if you see this: "Yeah no kidding" or something it means I said that, and I punched the fourth wall. But if you see this *Laugh* it means I did the action or whatever.





Hi, my name's Izuku Midoriya. But a lot of people call me Deku, yes I know it means useless but it's just what I am. Now you may think I have low self-esteem... which is not true, it not low it's underground. *chuckle*
Which roughly translates to: I have a self-esteem so low it goes to the middle of the earth. But if you lived in a world where people call you useless and other words along that line, you aren't really expected to have a normal self-esteem, right? But enough about me, let's get on about my life. Makes total sense, right? "It does,"

But the day everything changed was this day... or is today. (Comment if you understand the reference. Don't think anyone will)

Third-person

Katsukis gang was snickering about their new plan. The first step was to get his house keys. You may be thinking why do they need his house keys? Well, they do, deal with it.

"Are you 100% sure he doesn't have an extra set?" Extra 1 asked.

"200% sure," Bakugo responded.

They were walking to school waiting for Izuku to show up. And when he did they surrounded him like always.

"SO DEKU WHICH SCHOOL DO YOU PLAN ON GOING TO?" Katsuki screamed/asked.

"U-u A-a?" he responded like a question.

"WRONG!" Katsuki responded and shoved him to the ground. His keys, which were in his pocket, fell and Extra 5 picked it up.

They continued to beat and taunt Izuku. Until they realized they were going to be late.

The day continued. But when Izuku arrived home all of Katsuki's gang was behind him waiting for him to go home. 

Izuku walked to his house. And tried to open the door, and it was open!
It was a reflex because when Izuku's mom, Inko, used to be home she would always keep the door open. But then she would beat him and his sister...

None of the boys knew why he opened the door first but were just happy he didn't notice his keys were missing. 
Izuku walked in and as soon as he did he heard a click, he turned around to see the door was locked! He rushed to the door and tried shaking it. But it was locked.

He went to the window and saw Kaccha-no Katsuki and his friends laughing. They were all watching him and were shocked by what he did next.

He started giggling madly, or at least acting like it they couldn't really hear him.

He started speaking, and some guy who was good at lip reading translated for the rest.

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers this is true, but the middle one is special for you."

He then flipped them off, they were all in shock. 

They thought he would just break out in a few days.

But little did they know, he had left behind the very little sanity he had. All those years of bullying and name-calling and being ignored had very much messed with his sanity. The part where he had to pretend he was sane also messed with his sanity. And he wanted to train himself while he still had time.

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