"Do I get to meet the other 4 traitors?" Izuku asked excitedly.
"Yes. But first, you have to guess who," Jirou said, excited to hear who this genius of a kid thinks are the other traitors.
"Mmm, Ochaco Uraraka, Denki Kaminari, Eijiro Kirishima, Mina Ashido?" he asked looking for confirmation.
"Maybe, maybe not," Momo said.
"You do know that I can see if someones lying?" Izuku said.
"Oh, well now you know who the other traitors are."
They walked to the bar, and there were all the other villains.
"Who's greenie?" Mr. Compress asked.
"He looks yummy to chew!" Moonfish said taking a step towards Izuku. Immediately all of his friends he just talked *cough cough... "Sang"* with, came in front of him and were protecting him like bodyguards.
Izuku laughed, "Guys, there's no need to be my bodyguards," he eyed Moonfish then frowned.
As his friends got out of the way for him to see Moonfish properly. All he did was frown deeper.
"Full name unknown, known as Moonfish, Quirk Blade-Tooth," he frowned even deeper, "Why can't I see your name?"
Everyone was quiet. Waiting for the greenette to do something.
"Hmmm... Oh! It's because you haven't told anyone your name! But why?" he said followed by more silence, "You don't remember your name! Oh, that's sad," he said sympathetically.
"Do me next!" Toga said jumping to Izuku.
"Full name Himiko Toga, also known as Himiko Toga, blood rat, Creepy Demon Child, pshyco, pshyco bitch, the vampire able to go into sunlight," he looked at Toga intently, "Holy shit, you have a lot of nicknames! Moving on Quirk Transform. Loves Mina and Ochaco."
The three of them (Himiko, mina, and Ochaco) were a blushing mess.
"I wanna see who Kirishima likes!" Shigaraki announced.
Izuku stared at Kirishima and Kirishima felt like Izuku was staring into his soul.
"Denki."
"But who does Denki like then?" Dabi asked.
Now it was Denki's turn to be scared, "Kirishima."
Izuku looked at Toga at the same time she looked at him. Time to play match-maker.
Izuku went to Kaminari, who was laying on the couch and pulled his arm and he fell on the ground. At the same time Toga, who had a surprisingly strong grip, pulled Kirishima and pushed him on top of Denki.
"No, no, no, no," Denki repeated over and over again as Eijiro got up.
Everyone looked in confusion at the blond male.
Izuku only chuckled, "Don't worry, he's having a gay panic attack."
But once he said that the door to the bar opened. And in the doorway was a girl who looked like she had been crying for a long time, she had blue hair and a golden horn.
She went in and found a corner and started to breathe heavily barely getting oxygen to breathe.
Izuku's eyes went wide, "Oh shit, now that's a panic attack."
He raced to the girl and tried to calm her down but he wasn't succeeding until the girl said, "Poem than Song."
He got it and started to say a poem, "One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to save the two dead boys. If you don't believe this story's true, ask the blind man he saw it too."
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Sorry not Sorry || Badass Deku || DekuBowl
Fanfiction(Cover art is mine) Izuku, or Deku, has turned into a badass after being locked in his house by a mean prank of his bullies. His mom left and Katsuki Bakugo somehow got hold of his keys. Deku spent his entire time training and training. Katsuki expe...