Slap the Idiot

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Welp, he's an idiot. 

He thought it would be SMART to put his name in the goblet! "It's for fun." He said. "I probably won't get picked." He said. 

Well, he got picked! Cedric Diggory got picked! My best friend, that I told not to be an idiot and put his name in the goblet got picked! Oh I'm SO gonna slap that idiot.

~~~time skip~~~

He just asked me to the ball...CEDRIC FRICKEN DIGGORY JUST ASKED ME TO THE BALL!!! Of course I said yes! 

Lets just say at the ball, Chang did NOT look happy with me. Ha, the sucker.

~~~another time skip~~~

Looks like I'm gonna have to slap the idiot again. Wanna know why? I was just put under a spell, and underwater, GUARDED by merpeople! To LURE him to me! Are you KIDDING me?!? Well, at least Ced got first. Still doesn't mean I'm not gonna slap him.

~~~third time skip~~~

Ced and I just had our first kiss...we just had our first kiss! I don't know if it was his first kiss ever, but it sure was for me! Hm, I thought he'd be all grumpy with me since I've slapped him twice now. 

Ok, I really need to pay attention more, cause he just asked me to be his girlfriend! I wasn't even paying attention! Darn it Y/n! Your batter than this!

ATTENTION!!! THIS IS A REAL QUICK A/N! BELOW WILL BE TWO DIFFERENT ENDINGS! THE FIRST IS SAD! I THINK Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! THE SECOND IS SAD HAPPINES AND FUNNY! SO YOU CAN READ BOTH, OR JUST THE HAPPIER ONE, OR IF YOUR WEIRD, THE SAD ONE! btw, thank you for reading so far!🙂











THIS IS THE SAD VERSION! HAPPY ONE IS BELOW THE FOLLOWING! THE FOLLOWING MIGHT MAKE YOU CRY! (It sure did make me cry...)

I was gonna slap the idiot once he came out of the maze, just for fun, it was a tradition for the tournament now, but he never really came out...

Let me rephrase that, he came out DEAD...

I-i didn't want to accept it, he couldn't really be gone, could he? He had promised me when he came out we'd celebrate, even if he didn't win, just the two of us...

Now that had just been a hopeless dream, I'd never see him again, all because of stupid Potter. I knew that Ced wouldn't want me to be mad at Potter, and i'll tell ya, many people were shocked at my outburst on him. Sure, I was a Hufflepuff, but I was probably one of the only Hufflepuffs out there who could hold a grudge, which is rare, but I could hold a BIG one. And I had a right to do that to Potter! Compared to him, Ced was a spare, a SPARE! And what's Potter? Some super kid, who should get everyone and everything? Someone who is better than everyone else just because he's the supposed chosen one! If it hadn't been for poor old Potter's existence, Cedric wouldn't be gone! He'd still be here! Breathing, blinking, LOVING! I will NEVER forgive Potter for what he did! The worst thing is...Cedric died on the day he gave me a promise ring...a ring that meant nothing now...

~~~time skip to when their adults~~~

Well, I'm older now. I have two kids, one named Jace, a third year Slytherin, he is just like his father, a first year girl named Alice, who's a Hufflepuff, she's just like me, and a baby boy named Samuel, (we call him Sammy)  who's only about 7 months old now. And who's their father? Well, my husbands name is Adrian Pucey. He was in the same year as him...as Cedric...we had met during his last year, my sixth, (Cedric was in his sixth year during the tournament right? I'm pretty sure.) and became good friends. After he left, we kept in touch. About the middle of my seventh year, when war was brewing, considering last year Moldy Voldy made his show at the ministry, he had asked me on a date during Christmas break. I said yes. He admitted after the date, that he was worried, considering after I had went through with...Cedric...but happy when I said yes. A few months later (after MANY dates, and a few kisses/snoggs) he asked me to be his girlfriend, and I said yes. We had to keep it from his parents, considering they were death eaters. Only after No Nose took over the ministry, (I had already graduated out of Hogwarts) did he tell me that during my last year, he was forced to be branded with the mark. I was shocked, but I helped him out. About 2 years after the war, he proposed to me. I had been happy that day, but a small part of me still wished it had been Cedric, and I think Adrian knew that too. A few years later we had Jace, a few years later Alice, and just recently Sammy. Which brings me to where I am now.

I am standing at the place where...he...was killed, also the place where he was buried. I come here every year, on the day he died. Adrian doesn't mind, he actually even comes and comforts me. He knows that I had always wished it had been Cedric, and he knew I would still always love Ced, but he didn't complain, when I asked him why, he said that it's because he knew I would never get over him, and that what he had right now was still perfect. Adrian was holding my hand, making sure I'm ok, when I knew what I had to do. For all of us. I had knew I had to do this before we came, that's why I brought it, the last note Ced had given me. Apparently he could just feel something was going to go wrong, and wrote it just in case he didn't come out. It was him saying his goodbyes. I pulled it out of my pocket, and read it one last time. "What's that baby?" Adrian asked me. "A note he gave me, before he, you know..." Adrian nodded, understanding. I got down on my knees and placed the note about a foot and a half away from his stone, then I flicked my wand, and the next thing I knew, the ground was eating out the letter, bringing it further and further down. If I calculated right, the letter should land right on top of his cofin, right above where his heart would be. Adrian knelt down beside me. "Why'd you do that honey?" I could feel the tears rolling down my cheeks. "Because at some point I have to move on." Adrian put his arm around me, and pulled me close to him, letting me cry into his shoulder as we wrapped our arms around eachother. I guess this was really just the beginning...










THE FOLLOWING IS THE WEIRD HAPPY ENDING! I LIKE IT MUCH MORE THAN THE SAD ONE, AS I DIDN'T CRY WRITING IT! I WILL LET YOU READ NOW!




Oh, the amount of times I'm gonna slap that idiot! 

When he came out, we all thought he was dead, but then he started coughing, and wheezing, and breathing heavily. He survived the killing curse! Guess Potter's not th only one anymore. 

Once he finally got his breathing under control, he saw me kneeling by him. Without saying anything, he enveloped me in probably the biggest bear hug EVER! He pulled back after a moment, and again without saying anything, put his hand around the back of my neck, pulled me down, and kissed me passionately. Gosh, I might have to rethink about slapping him...



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