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No one's pov
Y/n stood as she played with her snake, her pets had missed her all the time as she was sitting on a tree branch near her treehouse
"Oh my god! I missed you guys so much! and you won't believe it but I made new friends!", Y/n said to them as the snake hissed in jealously with the crow cawing quietly
Animal and insect translation activated
Warning!: Mature, language
"Hiss...those fuckers better maintain their space from her...", the snake hissed in jealousy
"Caw! Caw!. I, for the first time, agree with an obsessive shit like you", the crow cawed in reply
"Wooh! Woah!~ you guys!~ you two keep on arguing continuously, maintain yourselves! we're in front of Y/n!~", one of the butterflies said to the snake and crow
"She can't fucking understand us you whore", the crow cawed back
"Well let's say that I'm a complete virgin this life!", the butterfly defended herself as the snake scoffed
"yeah whatever, you don't even deserve Y/n, She's too fucking pure for you all, she should have just taken only me in instead", the snake hissed in
"No me! unlike you, I'm pretty fuckable myself!", the crow cawed back
"My dudes, she's 24, snake is 3 years old and crow's 7 years old, she is called a literal pedo!", a bug spat
"That's pretty old for our age you fucking donkey!", the crow cawed as the old 76-year-old donkey woke up from his slumber and murmured
"Did someone call me?"
"Nah! I ain't letting these young ass lads ruin our sleeping schedule for nothing! Imma beat their asses right now!", the grandma ball python who was currently 140 years right now, was holding up her tail as a whip
"Hahaha! you all are so screwed!", the mouse said while snickering
"If it wasn't for my Y/n then I could have swallowed you whole by now...", the snake hissed with venom in his tone as the mouse squeaked in terror and hid in its hole
"Hey, guys! I'm here!", Y/n came out her door and gave grandpa donkey a big hug
"I'm so glad you awoke!", she kissed his forehead
"I only left for a few days and you guys have grown so much!", Y/n happily exclaimed as the snake blushed, noticing that Y/n was just done bathing and only covered herself in a towel
"Have you all been nice to each other?~", she asked while purely smiling
All of them nodded
'So pure!'
"Hey you all, stop staring at the lady like that, or I write that message to her on the face with ink and paper!", the butterfly said as she noticed the usual perverted tension around
"Can you shut up already?? I could have eaten you right now with your purple powder used as a paint!", the crow cawed
"S-Shut up! I'm older than you all! I'm like 800 years old remember???", the butterfly stuttered in fear as it flew near Y/n as she landed on her hair
"Oh? Shinsu, are you okay?", Y/n asked worriedly while carefully caressing her head
"T-Those fuckers are being mean to me again!!!"
"Oh? You mean you're lonely! why don't you play with a crow instead!", Y/n said happily as the butterfly shivered at her death scenario
"Or you could help me make cake! you get to know one of my secret recipes!", Y/n said as The butterfly quickly went near Y/n's ear, tickling it and giving off a clear sign that it chose the second option
"Okay! let's get started soon then! I need to wear some clothes first", Y/n giggled as she went to her room
"Damn your lucky this time", grandma snake said while hissing away with grandpa donkey to go to sleep again
"You...You better not touch Y/n like that, or I nail your wings and cut your head off...", the snake hissed in extreme jealousy as the crow cawed in
"Hey, I also saw that humans can transform into those naked ass creatures", it informed
"I still kinda don't get why they don't have any dicks, like I'm seriously concerned about their sex life", the butterfly said
"hey wanna play a game?", the snake said as the crow and butterfly turned to him
"Sure."
"do you know Achermann Levi"
"Oh yeah? isn't he like 34 years old but he's a total dwarf for a human, besides! I can easily fuck him if I were human! I also flew a year ago before Y/n even went in those walls! I know everyone and their names too!", the butterfly said as the crow nodded
"Great we can play this game then...the game's called..."
"Open...or close...", the snake ended while smirking as the butterfly and crow started snickering, they really were slightly.
Impure in one word
For extras, the game open their legs or close their legs, they're playing means of the people they saw, for example
"Kenny Ackermann"
"Gosh, he's big daddy, bet he has that nice ideal dong", the butterfly dirtily said as the snake hissed away in disgust but the others agree
"Open."
"Okay next, Armin Arlert"
"Uhhhhh, he still needs to be at least 16 to bang, he still 15 right now"
"Ewww! that's a kid!"
"Close."
Author's note
I'm so sorry for not updating since February 18th, it also may haven't been clear but after I have my exam in January, I'm having another right now, and its the finals, I'm so sorry for the readers who kept waiting for an update this long, but the good news is that I finish in 17th march! So see you all on that date (^ w ^)
To Be Continued
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