"We're gonna be best friends!" - Vanguard AU

- Chapter Five -

Rosie woke up, flopped over the side of her bed. What happened? Rosie thought, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes.

There was a loud snoring next to her. Rosie turned to the obnoxious noise, and saw that the snoring was.. Vanny! "What the helll?" Rosie mumbled, pushing Vanny away from her. Vanny still had Rosie's computer, but it was neatly laying on her face.

"Why is she here..?" Rosie hopped off her bed, and scrambled out of the room. She stumbled down the stairs, hungry. She made her way to the kitchen, stumbling every once and a while.

Should I get some cereal for Vanny? Rosie thought. Why not? Rosie opened the pantry, and pulled out a box of marshmallow cereal. 

"This looks like the type of cereal she'd like." Rosie set the cereal down, and searched her cabinets for two bowls. Once she found two bowls, she set them on the counter, and poured some cereal in. 

After that was over with, she took her bowl, and left the kitchen. She entered the living room, and sat on the couch. "Where the fuck is the remote?" Rosie asked, patting the table down.

It's not there. Rosie sifted through the cushions next, quickly getting frustrated. There was the remote!

She took it out, and turned the TV on. Of course, the first ad that showed up was another ad for the Pizza Plex. 

"Hello!" It was Mr. Afton, looking unhealthy as ever. "You must be thinking, 'Oh my God! This ugly old man is back on my screen. What does he want now, more money?' Yes! Yes I do. So, here are more reasons you should work at my totally safe establishment!" 

Rosie turned the TV off, and sighed. "This man is so annoying." Conveniently, Vanny walked out of Rosie's room.

"Hellooooo?" She called sleepily. "Oh! Hey heeey, Rosie Rose." Vanny yawned loudly. It was kinda cute.

"Good morning." Rosie answered, furiously shoveling cereal in her mouth. "I.. Made you cereal."

"Wooow, cereal? This is so quick, buy me a dr-" Before Vanny could finish, Rosie flung a pillow at her.

"Fuck you. Fuck you. Take the cereal, and shut up." Rosie snapped, and went back to intensely eating cereal.

"Oh-kaaaaay.." Vanny whined, and wearily skipped off to the kitchen. Her hair was super frizzy in the back. Should I point that out? Nah, that'd be rude. ..Since when did I care about being rude?

Vanny came back with her cereal, and plopped next to Rosie. "Hihi!~" She greeted her, and also began eating the cereal. "Oh, wow! How'd you know I like marshmallow cereal?"

"Eh, I dunno. Lucky guess." Vanny raised an eyebrow, and kept eating. "So.. What is.. Your.. Favorite color?" Wow, great job, Rosie.

"Ooh! I likeee.. Pink! And purple! And neon colors!" Vanny flung her arms out for emphasis, almost smacking Rosie right in the head. "I thought that was kind of obvious, but thank you for asking! Whaaat colors do you like?"

"I like blue." Rosie answered shortly, and finished her cereal. Vanny clapped.

"Blue is nice, but kind of sad. Are you sad? Are you okay?" Vanny asked, scooting closer and closer to Rosie.

"Yes, I'm fine, you ass. It's just a pretty color." Vanny moved away, nodding furiously. 

"Understood!" She turned away, and faced the blank TV. "Can we watch TV? Pretty pleaaaaase??"

Rosie shrugged. "Oh, sure. But if there's another stupid Pizza Plex commercial, can we yell insults?"

"Of course!" Vanny yelled, clapping loudly. "That is the nicest thing anyone's asked me to do.." Rosie rolled her eyes, and laughed.

"Okay, okay, don't get all emotional." Rosie turned the TV on, and, surprisingly, there was no Pizza Plex ad! "Holy shit!"

Although, it was some random cartoon instead. "Uhhh.. What is this?" Vanny asked, her eyes glued to the TV.

"Just be patient! We're gonna find out in like.. The intro, or something."

"What will we do if we've missed the intro?"

"Cry."

"Oh. Sounds like a solid plan!" Vanny and Rosie both started laughing. Vanny's laugh was also super cute.

After the girls had calmed down, they went back to waiting for an intro. "Intro time??" Vanny yelled. "Intro time??" And on cue, the intro rolled. "Oh my- I'm magic!!"

"You're magic!" Rosie yelled, clapping. "Magic fr- Magic acquaintance!" 

Vanny paused, and swiftly turned towards the blonde. "Did you almost call me your friend??"

"I never did such a thing!" Rosie yelled, her face red. "You are- Annoying. And I do not like annoying people!"

"Nuh uh! You almost called me your frieeend! You like me!! You liiiike meeee!!" Vanny exclaimed, giggling. 

"We are not friends!" Rosie frowned, and turned away from Vanny. Vanny poked Rosie's back.

"Hi!" She poked Rosie again. "Hello!" She poked Rosie several times. "Greetings!"

Rosie whirled around, and glared at Vanny. "Could you stop?"

"I'm not gonna stop until you admit that we're friends!" Rosie sighed, and grabbed Vanny's shoulders.

"Fine. Vanny. Lady. We are friends. I guess."

Vanny's eyes lit up. "We'reee frieeeeeendss!! We're frieeeeends!! I told you we were gonna be best friends! I told you! I told you!!"

A/N: uhh,, hello!! i am alive and well, and updates will hopefully be more frequent!!

that's really it, i hope you all enjoyed this, and i hope you have a good day/night/whatever time of day it is for youuu!!