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freddie

freddie : TWO MORE DAYS TILL THE DATE

marla : you remind me that everyday freddie
marla : my personal countdown app

freddie : your personal boyfriend

marla : maybe in another two days
marla : unless you mess it up

freddie :

freddie : yeah

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freddie : yeah.. no pressure at all am i right?
freddie : just give me a little tip pleasee

marla : oh freddie, the only way you can
mess up the date is if you poison me
marla : so please just don't

freddie : so the chances of me messing up the
date is 0.1%

marla : WHY THE 0.1????
marla : omg you're gonna poison me arent you?
marla : but i have so much to live for 😭😭😭

freddie : like becoming a weasley ;)

marla : yeah, percy is kinda cute

freddie : MARLA WTF THATS MY
BROTHER

marla : but i'm more into boys with twins

freddie : 😏

marla : like george weasley
marla : he's hot

freddie : MARLA THATS IT
freddie : IM GOING TO GET YOU

marla : no you wont :D

freddie : yes i will :D

marla : you dont know where i am :D

freddie : yes i do :D

marla : no you dont :D

freddie : you're in DADA right now
freddie : less than 1 minute and
class will be over

marla : fucking stalker

freddie : get ready to get attacked
by the biggest most bone crushing
hug ever after class

marla : how am i supposed to
live after that💔💔
marla : #traumatic

freddie : 3...
freddie : ...2
freddie : !!! 1 !!!
freddie : i can see you

marla : not you LITERALLY squeezing
me to death in front of everyone
marla : kissed my cheek and run away
marla : i am embarrazz, this is really embarazzing

freddie : told you i'll get you :p

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