My Girlfriend Is.....

Pickle Jar

Setting: After a fully day of crime fighting and helping The Mayor open his pickle jar Blossom was exhausted. She was happy to be back home with her boyfriend. She walked upstairs ready to take a hot bath. Perhaps she'd add bubbles to her bath and a few rose petals.

As she walked into her room she looked over to Brick who was on her bed. She was thrown off by his attire.

Blossom: Brick what are you wearing

Brick: Don't worry about that. Why don't you come over here and help me open my pickle jar

Brick voice was deep as he summoned her over with his enchanting voice and hypnotic words.

Blossom face blushed as she looked down at him.

Blossom: But your pickle (gulp) it's too big

Brick: As long as we take it slow then it'll be fine. Besides I trust you so it'll be ok

Blossom's eyes kept flickering to him then it.

Blossom: Brick I'm scared.

Brick: It's ok we'll do it together. Nice and slow.

Brick and Blossom both pulled at the ginormous pickle jar together before the lid clicked and the one giant pickle inside was free.

They both breathed hard once it was open.

Blossom: still Brick what are you wearing

Brick: I didn't want my clothes getting messed up if something went wrong so I wore this hazmat suit.

Blossom groaned.

Blossom: Brick I love you but you're an idiot.

The End.....