The Dryer Plan Is Thought Of

82 2 3
                                    

Dang, stepsis got stuck in the dryer for the 6th time this week. I can't believe she's done this so much. Maybe she wants me to help her out that bad, but  I don't know. Like dang girl, you got a body like an hourglass and you're still getting stuck inside of such a huge hole.

Holy. Crap.

My friends are right...I do have a crush on my stepsis. I didn't know she was this hot... 

Like her butt, it's the right angle and everything. Her eyes are so blue like an ocean. I get drowned out of the world and swept away into my mind when she stares at me or even glances at me.

Oh shit. I'm turning into a full-on Shakespeare. Maybe if I was gay this wouldn't be torture anymore.

Wait! If I superglued the top of the dryer and told her to grab my clothes...maybe then I could have the chance to do what I so longly waited for. I could get so popular in school....the first one to ever get a stepsis to consent. That'd be amazing. Finally, I had used my brain to make a great plan.

But first, I had to put the plan together.

Sorry Son, But Joe Mama Gay.Where stories live. Discover now