oh god oh boy,,, good luck with this one.
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Since the last time Satan met with God for the usual fucky wuckie they have when God is in need of something on his massive dong, Satan has been having pains.
Satan decided to pay a visit to Jesus.
Jesus was vibing on his extra fluffy comfortable couch, he was watching CallMeCarson because he was bored. Suddenly Satan bursted through the door(?), "AYO JESUS, I need to chat with you," Satan spoke, "What is it?" Jesus said, obviously annoyed, "I'm watching CallMeCarson," Jesus added.
"So... God may have-" Satan was cut off.
"Shut up about God, I'm sick and tired about hearing his name all the time."
"Nonono, this is URGENT!" Satan said, "I think he got me PREGNANT!" When Satan said that he got Jesus' attention.
"Sorry what?" Jesus asked, pausing the video he was watching.
"Dude, you're saying God, G.O.D, got YOU pregnant, like theres an embryo is growing inside you, have you taken a test or whatever?" Jesus rambled.
"Yes and yes." Satan said.
Jesus face palmed, "You've got to be kidding me."
"I'm not." Satan said, "I don't know what to do..."
"Go to God, he's the one who got you pregnant." Jesus said, "Now go... I'm BUSY."
Satan huffed before turning and heading to God.
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smut time,,, so sorry gaymers..
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"GOD!" Satan said as he approached the man himself. God.
"You got me pregnant." Satan said his arms crossed.
"And I'll do it again, come here and lemme fuck you, babyboy," God said with a stupid fucking smirk on his face.
"What-" Satan said and the next thing he knew he was slammed against a wall naked. "H-Hey!!" Satan said.
God took a while to prep Satan. Lemme just say a lot, A LOT of teasing.
God then slowly shoved his big juicy leaky cock into Satan's pink hole.
"G-god- please-" Satan muttered, "Speak up baby," God sensually spoke in Satans ear, instantly turning Satan on. I guess he was weak when it came to God's dirty talk.
"Please god, I want your juicy daddy milker in me!" Satan said louder.
"Good boy."
God then proceeded to shove ALL of his large cock into Satan, he didn't give the demon man to get used to his cock and began to ram into Satan hard and fast.
Satan became a moaning mess, his own cock leaking precum, he felt so good.
"You like that slut?" God asked in Satan's ear.
"Yes!!" Satan managed to reply.
God loved the things he could get Satan to do, he loved the sight of Satan being pounded by him.
God thrusting into Satan went on for a while. Satan still a moaning mess while God was grunting lowly as his thrusts into Satan grew sloppier and sloppier.
Satan could feel himself grow closer and closer, "I'm getting c-close," As he said that God reached down to jerk off the demon.
God's thrusts and hand met the same pace, Satan was so in bliss.
"F-feels.. So g-good," Satan said, he could barely hold himself up.
Soon Satan came.
After than God did as well.
God pressed a small kiss to Satan's shoulder blade. "You did good," God said then pulled out of Satan's ass and his cum came dripping out of the other mans hole.
Satan was about to move but God held him still and spread his cheeks before licking up his cum that pooled out of Satan's asshole.
He earned a small whimper from Satan.
"You're such a tease.." Satan said.
God just let out a small chuckle, "Love you too.." he said, "Oh fuck off," Satan said.
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Meanwhile.
Jesus could hear everything.
And he had... mixed fealing about what he heard, he couldn't believe he heard GOD and SATAN fuck.
It was kinda annoying.
"Uhg.. When will I get some rest?" Jesus said to himself then sighed.
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i'm def gonna to hell for this..
bye ig
