Yo, I'm (Y/n) also known as The Bored Hero; One Punch. Just as my hero name suggests all it takes to get rid of an enemy is a single punch. Because of this life has become dull and I've become numb.
I needed a change of pace so I managed to secure a...
You were sitting in the back of an empty classroom, why is it empty? Cause you got there three hours early.
Two and a half hours later someone else came into the classroom. He wore glasses and despite just laying eyes on him you can tell he tries to act casual when he's a rich boy. But eh, money doesn't make a man.
"I'm glad to see another classmate who believes in coming to class early." He speaks up. "I'm Tenya Iida."
"Y/n L/n, but you can call me Y/n. And same here, academics is incredibly important." Writes a dropout author.
"Wait, have I seen you before?"
"Probably on the news. Ten and a half months ago I saved some kid from a slime monster."
"So you're the one who got the recommendation from All Might. You'll make a fine hero."
"Indeed."
After that short conversation you both went silent sitting next to one another.
A few minutes later people start filtering into the classroom and striking up conversations with each other.
The kid you saved sat in front of Iida and put his feet on the desk, Iida was gonna rempremand him before you spoke up.
"Iida before you say something to him, yes that is incredibly disrespectful, but yelling at him will interupt our classmates conversations. Which in itself is more disrespectful since he is not bothering anyone...yet."
"I see, Y/n. You truly are a wise friend. Thank you!" He stands up and bows to you.
"Anytime chief."
"Oh hey! You're the slime punching guy! One Punch!" A bubbly girl imitates your punch.
"Heh, first day of school and I'm already a celebrity."
"As expected from the one All Might recommended." Iida brought up.
The door slides open and in comes the last student; broccoli boy.
You get up, and walk over to him. "Broccoli boy." The whole class turns to you, "What you did that day we first met was incredibly brave. I may have beat you to the slime monster, but you are a fine clay. Ready to be molded into a brick to be place in the wall of top heroes." You put your hand out and he shakes it...only for a whoopee cushion to go off. "Hahahaha! The ole whoopee cushion in the hand trick! Okay, joke aside, I genuinely meant what I said. Good luck."
You sat back down as a yellow worm man somehow stood up. "Y/n, you truly are something else. Able to silence a whole class of people in moments. Now this is sudden but put these on." He emerged from the sleeping bag and held a gym uniform.
"Sensei?" You raise your hand.
"Yes?"
"Sing you came out of your cocoon are you now a beautiful butterfly? Or a moth?"
"A moth, now shut it before I expell you."
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You all stood in a row, wearing the gym uniforms, luckily you didn't have the one in his sleeping bag, the pomeranian got that one.
"Bakugo, how far did you throw a softball if middle school?"
"47 meters."
"Okay, now throw it with your quirk." He tossed him a mechanized softball. "Anything goes as long as you stay in the circle."
He walks over to the circle, wife his arm back and throws the ball with his quirk. "DIE!"
Aizawa shows a device paired with the ball, "706.4 meters" it read.
"Wow that looks like fun!
Aizawa turns to you, and you get the hint. "Pinky, it may look fun. But that's not why we're here. We're here to become heroes. Now in my opinion it can be fun, I'm becoming a hero for the challenges of fighting. Anyways wanna learn about the Japanese giant salamander?"
"Y/n." Aizawa speaks up, "As much as I would love for you to take my place, we need to move on to the other tests."
"Ah! My apologies sensei!"
He nods before speaking up again. "We know what you're capable of Y/n, since we've been watching your time as a vigilante, so you'll be exempt from this test."
"Wait how did you know it was me?!" You were flabbergasted, "I wore a mask!"
"True, but you also wore your everyday street wear. And few, if any, people wear a hoodie that says...that."
A girl with a ponytail looks over to you. "He...he has the witt to rival my own...but he lacks common sense..." She mutters to a girl with headphone jacks for earlobes.
"I'll have you know the space for common sense in my brain has more usual information! Such as that the Japanese giant salamander weighs 55 pounds or 24.95 kilograms!"
"Hey." A voice says from nowhere.
"Ah! Ghost!" You look around not seeing anyone.
"Down here!"
You look down as your goofy face turns to one of fear.
"Oh lord giant salamander above! ITS A PERVERT!" You drop kick him, with only enough force to bruise.
You're suddenly covered in bandages, "What the?"
Aizawa tries to erase your quirk and bring you to him. But your strength isn't a quirk, and instead of him dragging you he tugs and tugs only to fall on his rear.
"SENSEI!" You rush over and help him up, "I'm so sorry, sir!" You bow down so low your head is touching the ground. Or at least was until a crater formed where your head made impact.
"Is this guy for real?" Someone comments.
"Jeez, stop delaying the test. Just go sit down somewhere." Aizawa orders.
"Yes sir!"
You find a place to sit as the tests continue, you feel a pair of eyes on the group. Turning around you make direct eye contact with All Might. Keeping eye contact you fall asleep.
A while later the class is watching you. "NO! I DONT WANNA PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS IF YOU HAVE A BOOGER ON YOUR FINGER!" You jolt awake. "Oh thank you Lord giant salamander for it just being a dream."
Aizawa shakes his head and leads you all back to the classroom. "That's all for today. You are now dismissed."
Everyone began striking up conversation again as they leave the classroom. You start to pack up, placing the only thing you brought in your pocket; a pencil.
"Y/n! Midoriya, Uraraka, and I are going to walk to the station. Will you join us?"
"Hm? Oh, sure."
You and Iida leave the school and meet bubbly girl and broccoli boy at the gates.
Heading to the station you space out. "Guess it's ramen again for dinner." You sigh.
"Ramen?! Y/n, you need a full nutritious meal! Come, join me at my place for dinner!"
"Ah! Are you sure Iida? I don't want to be a burden."
"Nonsense! Friends are never burdens!"
"Well I guess I can join you and your family."
A/n; official chapter one has been finished! I know the pilot was a bit rushed, but everything shouldnt be now! Hugs and kisses!
Next time on With Great Power Comes Great Boredom; Eating with Iida's Family... Not Really.
