Urushihara

Chapter 8

"Oi Mao... Why are you hiding behind that door."
"Because... God insulted my hat." He says as he glares at Azasel.
"I have a name you know."
"Its god."
"No its Azasel."
"No its god."
"NO ITS AZASEL." I quietly cover my ears with two pillows... Make it stop...
"Will you guys be quiet? Tch, I can hear you over my headphones." Urushihara says.
My headphones.
He is a thief.
"Why cant you buy your own?" I ask, poking his cheek.
"You know how much these cost?" He says pointing at my limited edition skull candy headphones. They were painted black, with the cushion that goes over your ears shaped as a red misshaped skull.
"Yeah... I bought it from a swindler on eBay." I respond.
For like 1k.
Hey don't judge me... They're really sweet headphones.
"Can you get me a pair... Pleaaase." He whines.
"Whaat?" I ask, shocked.
"I cant its one of a kind."
"Then can I keep these."
"No way."
"Please?"
Is he really begging?
"If you can find me a better pair thats under a hundred." I mutter.
"YESS." He yells in triumph, and everyone turns and looks at him.
"Brother... Did she finally agree to do 'it.'" Azasel whispers.
"What... No! I got new headphones!"
"What are 'headphones' brother?"
"Aww." I whisper under my breath as he puts the headphones on Azasel's head.
They're bonding.
How adorable.
"Oi Kia... Do you have a fever?" Urushihara asks, as his brother was absentmindedly listening to dubstep in awe. At the other side of the room Alciel was forcing Mao to eat vegetables.
Urushihara... T-That idiot.
"N-No, I'm fine." I respond.
"Are you blushing." He asks, as he pokes my cheek.
"Hey thats my thing!" I poke him on the arm. He pokes me back on my nose. I poke him on the leg. He pokes my neck. I poke him on the forehead.
Soon enough we started a poking war. As my mom always said 'Its always fun and games until someone gets hurt' and he poked my eye.
What if I become blind now?!
Wait... When was the last time I put on my glasses...? Oh well...
"Ow..." I mutter, as my newly wounded eye starts watering.
"Are you okay?"
Its so painful.
My cornea is shattering!!!
"Uh yeah." I say while sniffling. He glares at me, and he leans his face in.
"What're you doing."
"I'm going to kiss your eye... To make it feel better." I scoff.
"I'm not a bab~ omf." I was interrupted by him pressing his lips to mine.
Why.
I'm to awkward for this.
No.
I gently push on his chest, but he holds me tighter. My breathing becomes ragged.
Okay.
Calm.
Yourself.
Kia.
Just... Concentrate on... Uh... What anime your going to watch next.
I am officially an idiot for thinking that in this situation.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MOM AND DAD ARE KISSING!" Azasel yells in my ear. I break the kiss.
"The hell are you talking about?! I'm not your mom." I say. He scoffs.
"You may not be my real mom, but your my mom in my heart."
"Okay... So you would hit on your mom?"
"NO!" He yells in horror.
"Incest between a child and parent is strange... I could see if its siblings..." He says.
Uh.
Doesn't incest end up with misshaped babies?!
The only incest I approve is Hikaru and Kaoru.
I sigh.
If only they were real.
As Azasel was about to slam our heads together and say 'Now Kiss!!!!' like in that meme, I hear Mao scream.
"NO, NO MORE BROCCOLI!!!!"
"Alciel... I think he's eaten more than enough." I say, as I spot ten empty containers on the counter.
"BUT HE NEEDS HEALTHINESS, HE CANT EAT FAST FOOD FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!! IM NOT LETTING LORD SATAN BECOMING OVERWEIGHT!!!!" He argues as he shoves another broccoli into Mao's mouth.
If anything Alciel acts more like a parent than me and Urushihara.
"If people eat too many vegetables, they can get fat off of that too." I say.
"Really?" He says, letting a broccoli fall on the floor.
"Yes really."
"Sorry Mao." He says.
There is a miracle right there.
"I'm back." My mom says as she groggily opens the door and walks in randomly.
"How was maid work mom?"
"Exhausting." She says as she instantly falls asleep on her roll out mattress.
"Well then..." I mutter.
"Oh is that the being that gave birth to you?" Azasel asks.
Being?
"Uh... Yeah?" I say questionably. He looked intrigued.
"I'm going to go to the public library." He randomly blurts out, and runs out of the door. I hear crashes outside.
Those damn stairs.
"Does he even know where the public library is?" I ask.
"I didn't even know we had a library around here."
(A/N: Sorry kinda short... cx)