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It was the start of June classes out in the mountains of Kunugigaoka Junior High School and class 3-E was now in session. It was currently English class and Professor Bitch was currently teaching E-class the importance of English conversation..... but through more...... provocative ways. Especially to young students.

Professor Irina was writing on the board a series of dialogue between characters but her or their choice of dialogue was very....awkward for the students. Just as Professor Bitch finished writing the board, she turned to the class and read the dialogue she had put on the board.

"OH~ sexy guy. Its a miracle" she said in a sexy and seductive way.

The class just sat quietly while some were cringing at her choice of words, while others seemed to be really invested in the lesson today. Yada seemed to be one most interested in her lessons as Eric had seen her being invested. Not wanting to bother her and her concentration, he decided not to tell her the jokes he had about the things Professor Bitch was teaching them.

"See, its simple" she stated as she held her finger up

"Icebreakers like these guarantee for a good first impression. Now I know that we know someone who's absolutely crap with small talk" she said as she chuckled at her comment.

"Who knows maybe we are that person" she finished. Hearing this bit of information, Eric looked towards Professor with a smirk on his face. 

He then leaned his chair back and looked over at Eddy and said "Um, Eddy? Why does you coat have a hole in the armpit" he said, while hiding a smirk behind his questioning face.

Eddy heard Eric and looked at him, which also caused everyone to look at them at the sudden interruption and the random question Eric asked as Eddy then said "Huh, I do?" he said, questioningly, as he lifted his arm to look at the hole. He looked at his left arm and saw nothing.

Then he lifted his right arm and said "Where is the hole?"

While Eddy was distracted looking for the hole in his suit, Eric immediately looked back at Professor Bitch while raising his left arm towards Eddy and said "See. Even Eddy admits he's crap at small talk" as he said in a teasing way and just smiled at the jab he made at the leader of their little group.

Everyone began laughing at the comment that Eric made. Yada even chuckled at his little jab, while Professor Bitch just sighed in annoyance. Hearing his comment, this caused Eddy to shoot his arm down and then growl at Eric as he couldn't find the words to say.

"I....You just.... but........Dooooohhh" he stumbled as he was so furious he couldn't find the words to describe how mad he was at his little comment.

Eric just laid back in satisfaction at how proud he was able to make up that joke on the spot. Irina just sighed as she cleared throat, trying to get the attention of the students back on track.

"Ahem. Thank you Eric. Now as I was trying to say..." then she whispered "before I was interrupted" then spoke in her regular voice "...that the trick is to put yourself in the shoes of your target or your opponent."

Then she turned towards Eric and said "Eric, since you like to talk a lot, give me an icebreaker. Quick!"

This caused Eric to turn his attention back to the board. He was nervous as he didn't know what to say so he just came up with something on the spot.

"Umm, hey there you?" he said nervously.

Irina groaned as she held her fingers together in an X fashion as she said "No, No, No. Your shifting the burden of conversation. If you want a meaningful response, you have to make the other person believe or feel that you are pulling your own weight. Try coming at them guns-a-blazing with an interesting observation."